sapphic and sad

Soundtracks ➝ Rushmore (1998)

something went wrong in the laboratory when they made me, bestie

i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck

my toxic trait is carelessly getting dressed in front of open windows because if someone wants to look in, that’s their problem

me after waking up from an unrealistic romantic dream 

being a woman is just *hates current appearance* *looks back a few months later* wait i was beautiful.....*hates current appearance* *looks back a few months later* wait i was beautifu

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

op can we please talk

More women

Thank god they decided to make more

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

dead bird at the front door, home for easter, coffee too sweet in the morning, rotting flower smell, perfectly made bed, highway when it’s raining, backyard burial, stomach in knots, cold rooms, “this bed is an island”

Although often taken for granted, Google Earth is an incredible feat accomplished by mankind that people 300 years ago would have considered completely mental.

Bruh that shit was completely mental to me when it came out when I was a kid and I still think it’s crazy. When they introduced street view I lost my shit. There was really a group organized enough to go around photographing every street? In vast areas of the world? Insane

Remember the whole family crowding round the computer just to look at your own house from the outside???

instead of having unnecessary conflict between arts & humanities and STEM majors we should all just team up to bully the real losers: people who go to police academy

me a history major: never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a Business major Chad: what about side by side with a friend?

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside