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The Black Lodge

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I love video games (of the BioWare persuasion), makeup, liberal politics, gothicness, drag queens, food, feminism, babes, nature, fashion, nerdliness, fancy places, and cute shit. EAT IT!!!!!
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TED DANSON BEING TAUGHT HOW TO DO THE FLOSS IS THE GREATEST THING YOU’LL EVER WATCH.

I am Ted Danson and I will be referencing this

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So Imagine This...

Wonder Woman 2 is about how Diana covertly prevents the Cold War into breaking out into nuclear war and how her actions lead to the fall of the Soviet Union. During her mission she comes across her imprisoned Uncle Hades who was forced to do the bidding of the movie’s villain. She releases him, and when she does he’s like “holy shit thanks so much for saving my ass back there. Here, Imma get you a gift, brb”. But like he doesn’t come back and Diana kinda just shrugs and is like “lol ok whatevs I didn’t want a gift from my weird uncle anyway” and just continues on with her life

The last scene of the movie is Diana in the present and she’s on her way back to her place in Paris after dealing with some Justice League stuff and Hades shows up like “super sorry about the wait I got held up at work with the underworld thing and all, I finally got you your present. It’s waiting for you in your apartment.” Diana says thanks because she doesn’t want to piss off her weird uncle, but she has her sword and shield out when she opens her front door and she’s expecting a three headed dog or a tank or some weird shit but it’s actually none of that because Steve Trevor is sitting on her couch

I ACCEPT THIS

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I’m just down for a movie where Hades is portrayed as chill instead of treating him like he’s the Greek pantheon’s devil-figure.

I think Percy Jackson is the closest we’ve gotten. He wasn’t even anymore dickish than the rest of the pantheon, just Percy’s weird aging goth-rock uncle.

I nominate @asphodelon to give us a Hades & Persephone movie.

Yes

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“How To Properly Scream: the Hannibal Rewatch” Season 1 MASTERPOST

From the overwrought nerd who brought you the ‘Super Concise & Sensible Hannibal Recaps’ of S3, comes this, a live-blog-esque rewatch of S1. Observs, weird jokes, meta aside thingies, so many screencaps…. it’s all here:

1.1. ‘Aperitif’ 1.2. ‘Amuse-Bouch’ 1.3. ‘Potage’ 1.4. ‘Oeuf’ 1.5. ‘Coquilles’ 1.6. ‘Entrée’ 1.7. ‘Sorbet’ 1.8. ‘Fromage’ 1.9. ‘Trou Normand’ 1.10. ‘Buffet Froid’ 1.11. ‘Rôti’ 1.12. ‘Relevés’ 1.13. ‘Savoureux

Plus: fabulous replies to these things can all be found in this catch-all brilliance tag, and beautiful gifs here. You all are so wonderful, oh my god.

Part un

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“How To Properly Scream: the Hannibal Rewatch” Season 2 MASTERPOST

Gentle mockery, hard feels.

2.1. ‘Kaiseki’ 2.2. ‘Sakizuke’ 2.3. ‘Hassun’ 2.4. ‘Takiawase’ 2.5. ‘Mukōzuke’ 2.6. ‘Futamono’ 2.7. ‘Yakimono’ 2.8. ‘Su-zakana’ 2.9. ‘Shiizakana’ 2.10. ‘Naka-choko’ 2.11. ‘Kō-no-mono’ 2.12. ‘Tome-wan’ 2.13. ‘Mizumono

Reblob so I remember to reads it

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1. Bleeding Tooth Fungus

2. Schizophyllum Commune

3. Rhodotus Palmatus

4. Porcellain Fungus

5. Leratiomyces

6. Cup Fungus

7. Cyathus Striatus

8. Phallus Indusiatus

9. Clathrus Ruber

10. Geastrum Minimum

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