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Snicker-snack

@thejabberwonky / thejabberwonky.tumblr.com

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Citizen: Socrates, you are really annoying.
Socrates: Interesting argument. Can you tell me what is 'annoying'?
Citizen: The way you ask all these stupid questions, that's annoying.
Socrates: Would you say that a fly buzzing by your ear is also annoying?
Citizen: Yes, I would say that is annoying.
Socrates: But you define annoyance as asking questions, and a fly doesn't ask questions, so do you really know what annoyance is?
Citizen: I guess I don't know how to explain it.
Socrates: If you don't know what annoyance really is well enough to explain it, how can you be certain, then, that I am annoying?
Citizen: I am going to scream
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kraitkiin

  For thejabberwonky !! Part of an in-game commission. One of the best charr around the block too and SO PATIENT with me and getting this to him, omg.  HOPE YOU LIKE IT SO FAR. >:V -Sor

Tis the best thing ever! \o/ <3

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I wish we could have pet dinosaurs, I bet they’d be smart and like birds or something. Big fluffy ones you could feed with snake mice and stuff. Jurassic Park could’ve been huge if they bred big cute fluffy dinosaurs. You could take them on walks! Teach them things! They’d probably sound like slowed-down birds! Adorable!!

Realistically they probably would hate you and rip you apart but… imagine

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THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT

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I am the snake in my boot.

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