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If you don't swim you'll drown

@itsacowhemmings / itsacowhemmings.tumblr.com

Kris. Vancouver. I spend too much time on the internet
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cutevirgo
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egberts

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

counterpoint- both, one of each. “these are my cats, switchboard and gary.”

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noctumsolis

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

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appendingfic

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.

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lesbiankiliel

why is english like this

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tyleroakley
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vampires-and-witches

I saw everyone on twitter tearing Emma Watson apart for saying she’s self - partnered instead of single and decided to watch her interview for British Vogue to know what the hell was she trying to say with that. I was very surprised to find a 30 minute video in which amongst other things she talks about the following:

  • She felt undeserving when she was appointed as UN Women goodwill ambassador and sought out Gloria Steinem to learn about feminist activism.
  • She thinks the criticism she received for being a white feminist was useful because it made her educate herself.
  • She says there’s a desperate need to reform the education system in the UK to change the way they are taught the history of how Britain has been involved in foreign affairs and how they profited from slavery.
  • She felt anxious about approaching 30 because there’s a lot of pressure to have a husband and a baby by then and she’s still figuring her life out.
  • She was so young when she was casted in Harry Potter that she doesn’t remember much of her life before it and she went to therapy to deal with her issues with fame. She used to feel very guilty for being unhappy because she thought she should enjoy fame more.
  • The interviewer is a transgender woman and they discuss transgender issues for a while. Emma is in regular contact with a trans child which makes the topic of trans rights emotional for her because she’s very anxious for this kid’s safety.
  • She talks about her role as Meg March in the new Little Women movie and defends that unlike what many people say choosing to be a wife and a mother doesn’t make Meg a less feminist character and quotes a line from the movie, “Just because my dreams are different than yours it doesn’t mean they are unimportant.”  
  • She wishes more people would realize she’s not Hermione Granger but also understands why they want to see that in her because Hermione is a symbol for her too.
  • She used to think she could never be happy without a partner and now that she has learnt to navigate that better and is genuinely happy single she’s started to think of herself as self - partnered in contrast to the time when she thought of herself as single = lonely.

Every media outlet decided to focus in an out of context quote from the three minutes she talked about her dating life when the actual interview had a lot of depth and way more important things were discussed. I’m sad and angry but not surprised.

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tyleroakley
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jessafer94

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

your work is appreciated

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trainsforbrains

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

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cutevirgo

An editorial cartoon about the anti-vaccination movement from the 1930s

From the 1930s

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denverfarmboy

WOW! It’s True, the more things change, the more stupid people stay the same!

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