being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.
doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝♀️
uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend
Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy
sorry im a lesbian
doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?
well if youre unsure i can take over for you
collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis
i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us
nothing escapes from me
LoL players: i play LoL
WoW players: i play WoW
me:
Marriage is WORK but I wouldn’t trade my hubbie Chud for the WORLD he is a NIGHTMARE but he’s MY nightmare thank you GOD for this PIECE OF SHIT LIFE. ✝️
im so happy i made all the correct choices that led to us meeting
its something like this i think
ur such a *horoscope sign* no i am retarded
the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
not again
Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women
umm can someone tell me how long i have to carry this weight
you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.
*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins