Use it with caution.
Thought I’d resurrect a familiar meme.
Greta Gerwig: when I figure out what lesbians are it’s over for you hoes
neon stroke: marlo hsieh for laud magazine apr. 2017
1947 LIFE Magazine fashion feature. Photos by Nina Leen.
ur a mean one
mr binch
walks into the scandinavian mcdjønalds
orders a hæmbjørger
claims to be pro sleep
stays awake anyway
sherlock girl trying to hit on me: hey ;) i noticed the thin indentations calloused into your fingertips. you a bassist? me: that? oh thats from opening pistachios
“Samuel Vimes distrusted the kind of person who’d take one look at another man and say in a lordly voice to his companion, “Ah, my dear sir, I can tell you nothing except that he is a left-handed stonemason who has spent some years in the merchant navy and has recently fallen on hard times,” and then unroll a lot of supercilious commentary about calluses and stance and the state of a man’s boots, when exactly the same comments could apply to a man who was wearing his old clothes because he’d been doing a spot of home bricklaying for a new barbecue pit, and had been tattooed once when he was drunk and seventeen and in fact got seasick on a wet pavement. What arrogance! What an insult to the rich and chaotic variety of the human experience!”
— Terry Pratchett - Feet Of Clay
i can’t read. want some? theyre good
actually I will take some thanks
do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.
me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin
my brain:
the death of the op
nothing better than hanging out w a cat….. love those triangle ears……….. love thos meows…. the mrows….. the mews, if you will,