shh they’re resting
“Happy” Barricade Day 2017 fellow Miserables
Art trade with the amazing @stopcallingmeapollo
A Modern Combeferre Moodboard
Just how bad did his date go, exactly?
… valjean??
Grantaire or alternately Prouvaire for the headcanons meme?
In the absence of a specific headcanon meme here, I’m assuming it’s this one:
Grantaire:
Headcanon A: realistic Whatever artistic skill he may have learned at one point, he’s out of practice enough now that it’s just Super Awkward looking when he tries. He could of course get back into it but like….Effort. Why. He IS totally happy to draw rude doodles on Bossuet’s head while he’s sleeping though.
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilariousOnce woke up in England after a Lost Weekend with a goat and vague memories about a church and a lot of shouting. Decided to go ahead and try to have a little vacation in England, Why Not. Came back after a week without the goat and with a lot of very lengthy Opinions on the English.
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends NOPE I take no joy in Sad Headcanons, have something else instead:Is in an ongoing contest against/with Bossuet and Bahorel to see who gets evicted from more apartments for Objectionable Behavior. (On the one hand , Bahorel and Grantaire can actually pay their rent, but they are…Bahorel and Grantaire. Bossuet doesn’t pay rent, and his Luck is a factor. But also he’s frequently a guest of the other two when THEY get evicted. It’s a complicated contest. )
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.
Was once kidnapped and held for ransom; Ransom of Red-Chief’d his way out of it within six hours. Ask him for the story! He will tell you! In Real Time, Just as They All Experienced It! (no one asks him for the story).
Prouvaire:
Headcanon A: realistichas tried pretty much every Respectable line of study–medical, lawyer,SCIENCE!!, even the Beaux-Arts– all to no avail, POETRY CALLS HIM (which is to say he gets distracted by Deep Thoughts on every subject and then fails the tests, or indeed even to follow the lesson, because he’s thinking about the Implications of the first fact that made it into his attention.)
Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarioushas a habit of acquiring Very Strange Pets, starting from his childhood turtles and snakes smuggled indoors, aided greatly by his brief stint in vet school (he tried EVERY Respectable Study). He never keeps the pets for very long– he’s not Good At Pets– but he is likely at any given time to be trying to win the trust of some bird or four-legged creature that no one he knows has seen before.The failure of these attempts not infrequently leads to him needing to smuggle Exotic Creatures INTO the zoo.
Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends if you think i’m hurting Prouvaire you’re Wrong, have another headcanon instead:
Is actually published pretty extensively, but most of his friends don’t realize how much, because he likes using pseudonyms. A lot of pseudonyms. It’s entirely possible there’s nothing published under his own name. Future lit historians will Hate Him. He feels warm and fuzzy just thinking about the Mystery He Is Creating:D
Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.He didn’t die he just turned into a bird and flew away THAT’S HOW IT HAPPENED
concept: cosette, valjean, javert and marius playing their first game of monopoly as a family
long awkward silence every time Valjean goes to prison
No, no, no, no, no. The real silence drops when Javert goes to prison. And the others all just look at him. And Javert just looks so totally defeated.
Marius: “You have a get out of jail free card.”
Javert: “No, I will serve my time, it was wrong of me to roll so many doubles. Those who falter and those who fall must pay the price.”
librarylucy:
[text] Jehan I can’t just get married in a month
[Text] Why not, petite
I am totally obsessed with cheerleader Courfeyrac. Courf in one of those skirts.
Gay or Pan cheerleader Courfeyrac.
With Combeferre, who’s apparently a huge nerd, having one of the biggest crush on him.
And Courf flirting with him from a distance, but Ferre thinks the cute cheerleader tries to flirt with Enjolras.
One day they walk into each other and Combeferre tries to tell Courf, that Enjolras is already dating “the weird art guy” and Courf tells him at the same time, that he’s pretty cute.
Combeferre just randomly kisses him.
Death of Enjolras and Grantaire. Yes, they kissed.
The comic where I keep amusing myself with Teen Enj and R and The Iconic Red Jacket
au where grantaire is an art historian or conservator at a nice museum with a good job and literally everyone knows except enjolras who assumes hes a drop out starving artists bc he’s, well, grantaire
Grantaire: Come on, I wasn’t THAT drunk.
Enjolras: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Grantaire: *Scoffs* Well…you are.
Do you permit it?
I just had a thought. A lot of times in fanfic, Enj and Cosette are siblings, right? But what if Cosette was, like, really good friends with Grantaire. So he’s just kind of… around their house a lot. Enj will go downstairs in the morning and find R at the breakfast table in Doctor Who pajama pants, eating Lucky Charms and humming “Here Comes The Sun”. Whenever R sits down, Enj’s cat immediately jumps into his lap (“this does nOT MEAN HE LIKES YOU BETTER, R”). Cosette is a frequent subject in R’s paintings. At first, Enj is really annoyed at having R around all the time, but R isn’t antagonistic or argumentative. He’s just /smiley/. He smiles a lot at Enj’s house for some reason. When Enjolras comes downstairs to get a glass of water one night and finds Grantaire and Cosette curled up together, watching High School Musical and giggling together, he suddenly gets a weird feeling in his stomach. It’s not… It can’t be /jealousy/… can it? He wrestles with the feeling for weeks before finally telling Cosette. When he does, she breaks down laughing. “You’ve GOT to be joking. He’s my best friend! And he’s been completely, hilariously in love with you since the first time you met!” Grantaire confirms this a few days later before Enjolras kisses him senseless in the garden.
I will just leave this like that 👀 and now I’m waiting for your AUs here below.