Squaring up for the kickoff in NFL Quarterback Club 2000, by Acclaim.

only the essentials

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the man:

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modern day who’s on second

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

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this is probably the best youtube intro ever

Learning to play Magic with the boys. (via relaxedhoodiebean)

HELP HIM YOU MONSTERS HE’S CONFUSED

the soldier from TF2 says a lot of goofy stuff but honestly “if God had wanted you to live he would not have created me” is a pretty raw fucking line

Scouts “grass grows, birds fly and brother. I hurt people” was pretty sensational

I think the top contender for me is

“Some people thing they can outsmart me. Maybe… maybe…

I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.”

The sniper has a favorite of mine: “As long as there’s two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.”

Overwatch wishes it had writing a fraction as good as TF2

holy shit i cant believe they just dropped this out of nowhere

Thrift stores are like “we have the ugliest shirts that have ever existed on this planet” and gay teenagers are like “do you promise 🥺🥺🥺🥺”