@warriorsdebt / warriorsdebt.tumblr.com
Gentle request because I know it's a very niche trigger, but if we're mutuals I would be very very grateful if you could tag mentions of damage or trauma to fingernails/toenails.
I already have "nail damage" and "warrior don't look" blacklisted but if there's another tag you'd prefer to use just let me know and I'll add it!
I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.
Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.
Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.
if you want to test your luck, this site lets you choose a random human bone :) https://randomlistgenerator.com/human-bones
I picked "Only one" and I tested the random list afterwards. I lost my "Incus" (Part of the ear, so might affect hearing idk) but I'm real glad I didn't pick more, because the second one was "Thoracic vertebrae" Which you know:
JUST HAPPENS TO BE PART OF MY SPINE + STABILISER OF MY RIPCAGE!
And yes, I might be deaf in one ear, but for a million dollars I don't care, I can buy my parents a nice house.
Lads this was not a shining example of good decision-making.
Becoming a streamer is genuinely the weirdest thing I've ever stakes my identity on
To be clear, I have medically transitioned.
His yucky face is my favourite thing ever
I wasn't as prepared as I thought I was.
IG : @emperorofmischief
(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
Homestar Runner, Mystery Science Theater and Space Ghost Coast to Coast is superwholock for people who listen to They Might Be Giants
Glad it’s not just me
"i hate small talk. you are a stranger. why the fuck would i want to talk about the weather with you"
i may be a deeply introverted and asocial individual, but even i recognize how many relationships have started with a single innocuous question, forged in the fire of an ember lit by humoring it with an answer.
humans make small talk, because small talk can grow.
"can i borrow your red?" without even thinking, you hand over a crayon. your peer smiles, missing the same tooth you are missing. you smile back, and you both talk about the tooth fairy. tomorrow, you each 'buy' one another's drawings, one fresh new quarter each.
"what's that on your keychain?" you look up, the face of a fellow teen peering over the back of the bus seat. you hesitate, suddenly worried you seem less mature than others in your grade, but you tell them it is something called a neopet. next week, you have accepted their friend request. you draw them art of their new shoyru, and they explain some basic coding to you to make your skeith's custom pet page 'pop' more.
"woah, what's with all the bananas?" someone chuckles as they take notice of your shopping cart. it is a bit silly, but you explain you're trying a new recipe, but are sure you are going to get it wrong many times, so you are doubling up on all the ingredients. the stranger admits they're not a great cook either. they tell you a story of when they set their dorm room on fire. you have also set something on fire, but it wasn't a dorm room. you playfully hint it was not an accident either. you recognize mischief in one another's eyes, but also, that it is something more than mischief. a year from now, while the two of you are no longer strangers, you will be standing side by side in the streets with your fists in the air in the name of one, tears in your eyes long before the canisters fall.
"i don't understand the appeal of this newfangled thing, do you?" as you glance to the bar TV to see what they are referring to, you tell them that you do. as luck would have it, you have a walked a path in life that lead you to understanding it. you offer to explain it, for it truly is not as strange, or even as newfangled as one would think. it has been five years, and while it's not all you do together, every friday you see one another for drinks. they are someone else, but the someone else is them, and they are happier than they have ever been. as are you. this particular friday, you have a ring in your pocket. part of them knows you do.
"how about this weather, huh?" for a moment, you do not look up. you do not speak. you are looking down at your plate. you are at the table of acquaintances, in their very own home. well, on their patio, rather. they are not your friends, per se, but you know their names and the creases on their faces. your face has creases too. it has been thirty five years, and that is a long time to see the same two people sit at the same two stools every weekend, only for one day, one of the stools is empty. however close or distant, everyone knows, and everyone feels the absence. and some have invited you over for dinner tonight. the wife is quite the cook. finally, you respond.
"sorry, what was that?"
"i said 'how about this weather,' it's been so nice lately, hasn't it?"
though your heart and bones are aching from the rain your joints now just know is coming, you smile.
"yes. yes it has."
“i said 'how about
this weather,’ it’s been so nice
lately, hasn’t it?”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Don't make me cry haiku bot
Is it ethical to read and write erotic fiction featuring acts which would be immoral/unethical/illegal in real life? (E.g. rape, incest, etc.)
Yes in all cases
Yes to read, but not write
Yes to write, but not read
Only as a coping mechanism for trauma
Only if the POV character is the victim
Yes for some acts but not others
No, if it's not ethical in real life, it's not ethical in erotic fiction
No, all erotic fiction is unethical
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GabChak is back, baby!
I've also managed to find and restore Boobsweeper:
What profession am I describing? 💃
Before you post on Tumblr, THINK!
T – Is it Terrible? H – Is it Horny? I – Is it Ignorant? N – Is it Nautically themed? K – Is it Kringe?
