UR MY TYPE.

These are called blackout panels.

dating tip #23: find someone who is willing to date you

Showing how clear the water is in Sweden. Via reddit user Suborb

What if I have a superpower and don’t even know it cause it’s too obscure to even think of, like turning vultures into cotton candy or making palm trees explode by rubbing tuna cans on Renaissance paintings.

On the Simpsons, the bartender Moe is always threatening to kill Bart, which would make him a Bart-ender

Natalia Żerko

Yesterday’s loop

Lunes

whoever made this meme is A FAKE FAN

fairy godmother was singing her iconic cover of “i need a hero” during this scene, “livin’ la vida loca” wasn’t performed by puss in boots and donkey until the end of the movie

literally check yourself before you wreck yourself

shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

A. The song title you are looking for is “Holding Out for a Hero” which is a song by Bonnie Tyler, but performed in this film by the incomparable Jennifer Saunders (of AbFab fame).

B. Mongo had a featured line during “Livin’ la Vida Loca”, which he sang from his final resting place in the moat, meaning that it is completely fair to assume that someone would associate the song with his dying moments.

So who is the real fake Shrek fan?

things heating up in the Shrek fandom.

Cabaret Voltaire - Micro-Phonies, 1984.

Me

im gonna CUM

Cry over little things Undermine my own relationships Misinterpret harmless remarks

NEW HOBBY: Turning neighbors into sims

delete it lmfao

This really turned my day around

Dec 8. 2016 - Suki Waterhouse attends the London Evening Standard British Film Awards

The dress 😩😩😩

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