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Who Am I?

@brideoflancelot / brideoflancelot.tumblr.com

Shelly, adult, BBC obsessed. She/her. Bi Cis female. Favorite actor: Paul McGann. Favorite Doctor: Eight. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.I love to talk and answer questions, so don't be shy!I also love Disney and Marvel. I collect Captain America memorabilia and stuffed animals.
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Eggsy, at a restaurant: So, 'Arry—
Harry, leaving for the bathroom: not now Eggsy, our target is nearby
Eggsy, shoving breadsticks into his suit: right, right
Harry, not looking behind him: put them back, Eggsy
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Kingsman Fighting Styles

James Spencer, Lancelot: gaudy, pure showmanship, playful and fun, his own gloriously melodramatic spin on James Bond. Revels in being the ridiculous epitome of the gentleman spy, he knows he's just too much - and owns it.
Harry Hart, Galahad: tries at being unassuming and polite, smooth and respectable, but is actually a fucking bulldozer, brutal and relentless, fights like a tank. Not at all averse to showing off. Also much too keen on picking fights, i.e. Harry is a little shit.
Merlin: away from all the hacking, cardigans and agent babysitting, Merlin uses a beefy Heckler & Koch 416 D assault rifle, his favourite baby. Personalises everything, is a complete geek about it, all his firearms and programs are customised within an inch of their lives, so he's a bit protective since they all contain a part of him.
Percival: modern, straightforward, pragmatic, nominated a girl for the position of Lancelot, uses sniper rifles, doesn't miss a beat when missions go straight to hell, coolly efficient and gorgeously clinical with none of the overly rich trappings of the old guard.
Roxy Morton, Lancelot: neat and steady, rock-solid and steely in all her takedowns, unflinchingly brave, uses the Kingsman-issued modified Tokarev TT-30 pistols, content to play by the book, but she will mow you down with no hesitation if you mess with her.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: gymnastic flexibility with barely any respect for gravity, dual-wields pistols, shoots them upside-down, runs along walls and forgets whoops that's not the ground, happily breaks apart any semblance of convention. Heart of gold, but he tries to balance that out by being unbearably cocky.
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sententiousandbellicose

James!Lancelot and Percival always get into bar brawls with the locals whenever they get sent on mission together.  Everyone thinks it’s ‘cause Lancelot has an itchy trigger finger and a big mouth.  No one save Merlin knows that it’s Percival’s kneejerk habit of sucker punching anyone who insults Lancelot’s skill, intelligence, or saintly mother in the face that starts all the trouble. He’d prefer that nobody find out either. Percival’s supposed to be the quiet one.

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"god help me there’s two doctors now i have to supervise both of them i’m getting too old for this i already have three teenagers now i have to break up more hormone-induced fights over blondes what did i ever do to deserve this the brigadier is laughing somewhere freaking time lords and their regenerative abilities"

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huzzahitsthedoctor

Are you kidding? Two is a walk in the park for her.

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underthefolie

People say the British are nice and polite but I think they’re forgetting that we once hated a British Prime Minister so much that upon her death the entire country got “Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead” to Number 2 in the charts the British may not be as forward as some other countries but holy shit can we fuck you up

there was a celebratory bonfire in st georges square in glasgow when it was announced

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