give a fuck what yah heard

this what you people think you look like when you eat honey but in reality you’re just eating bee vomit and stealing it lol

people who eat honey think they look like giant birds

The honey this bird has doesn’t look stollen apparently 

I put honey in my magic potion to transform into a hawk

the only acceptable reason

#I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo

TITTY 2 BOMB

Bra size: C4

NHL does what NFL doesn’t

More evidence that hockey is the superior sport

Omg.

It didn’t happen the way we expected but it happened. They really did it.

My god.

It’s incredible.

I love how they bounced back to that one hockey player near the start and he’s like 😯

Holly fucking shit.

Glorious showmanship.

They made NFL look like fools

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

hector escaton robs the mariposa saloon and hotel | requested by @johnhenrydocholliday​

“Whatever happens tonight, I want you to remember one thing. You are not doing this for me, you are not doing this for you. Somewhere out there, there’s an eight-year-old girl lying in bed dreaming of being a criminal. Let’s do this for her.”

films watched in 2018: Ocean’s 8(2018) dir. Gary Ross

Lagertha | Vikings 5.19 [x]