I can’t wait for October: cozy sweaters, cool weather, jack'o'lanterns, pumpkin spice lattes, halloween, autumn leaves, the violent sport of hockey….
EVERYONE KEEPS REBLOGGING THIS SAYING “MINUS THE HOCKEY”
THIS IS A HOCKEY POST
THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING IS THE HOCKEY
I COULD GIVE LESS OF A FUCK ABOUT PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES
Hockey
I’ve never watched a hockey game literally ever in my life but here is everything I’ve learned from y'all…
-Sidney Crosby is really good at hockey, and also he has a big butt -the Penguins’ and the Bruins’ colors look identical to me?? isn’t this confusing -y'all really like naming teams after super not badass birds. someone is the Ducks? ducks are not fearsome. neither are penguins and wtf is a redwing -Jamie Benn and Tyler Seguin are in love -there are multiple Tylers and multiple Jordies. I find it surprising that Jordie is apparently a common name since I have never met someone named this -there are like 15 Staal brothers and they all look the same (do they play on the same team?? this also seems confusing) -I don’t know who Giroux is but I don’t think I’m supposed to like him -Ovechkin scares me -none of them have teeth -superstitions may be worse in hockey than in baseball and that’s impressive -Canadians are not their usual nice when hockey is involved -really none of them have teeth, how do they eat -sometimes there is a power play. you can score a goal on it. I don’t know what it is -concussions concussions concussions -Geno says I am score. What does this sentence mean? is it English -there’s a lot of crying
@livelaughloveship how did I do
Hockey according to Tumblr.
I can’t wait for October: cozy sweaters, cool weather, jack'o'lanterns, pumpkin spice lattes, halloween, autumn leaves, the violent sport of hockey….
EVERYONE KEEPS REBLOGGING THIS SAYING “MINUS THE HOCKEY”
THIS IS A HOCKEY POST
THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING IS THE HOCKEY
I COULD GIVE LESS OF A FUCK ABOUT PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES
Brent Burns is a goddamn disaster and I love it.
Martin jones, Logan Couture, Justin Braun, Barclay Goodrow, and Brendan Dillon at the Oakland A’s game today! (Pictures from Brendan’s Twitter)
Listen to me, stop it.
I rate the playoff beards, but man, they look so good (and young)
They #BeatLA, they #SmashedNash, and they #SilencedTheBlues. They were two games short of #FinishingPitt, but they still #ExceededExpectations.
I love him
