sometimes you listen to an orchestra and you’re like maybe the magic i stopped believing in when i was eleven does exist in some form
IS THAT A SHARK?
if you watch any video today it needs to be this one
I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.
I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes
new year, be gentle, i implore you
OMG! I thought it was going to be a message about perseverance or it never being too late to follow your dreams, but nooooooo. This is excellent storytelling.
I’m fine. I’m fine I am not at all emotionally wrecked by this.
i am aware of the effect i have on women (no effect)
♪♫ Song asks ♫♪
Send me a number and I’ll give you a song!
1. A song that you’ve only recently discovered?
2. A song that’s an old favourite?
3. A song recently rediscovered?
4. A song introduced to you by someone else?
5. A song that makes you happy?
6. A song that makes you sad?
7. A song that gives you energy?
8. A song that makes you want to dance?
9. A song that makes you want to sing?
10. A song in a language you don’t understand?
11. A song in your native language?
12. A song in a language you have studied/want to study?
13. A song with no lyrics?
14. A song that inspires you?
15. A song from a book?
16. A song from a film/TV series?
17. A song that reminds you of someone?
18. A song that reminds you of yourself?
19. A song that you’d recommend to me?
20. A song with a lyric or a verse that you want to scream out?
21. A melancholy song?
22. A joyous song?
23. A song from your childhood?
24. A song associated with a holiday or a special day?
25. A song that makes you think about love?
26. A song with only a few instruments?
27. A song with an abundance of instruments?
28. An a capella song? (original or cover)
I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca
My friend got pregnant at 17. Deeply religious family (she would be kivked out if they found out), one night stand, she just could NOT have the baby. Thing is we live in a country where abortion is illegal. Our only option was to illegally buy some pills online and hope they worked and we didnt go to jail
But these are hecking expensive and we needed to rush
So i set up a twitter/fb/insta/furaffinity/etc account and advertised my furry art EVERYWHERE. Im not that good but i said id draw basically anything no matter how weird (not cub art or anything illegal). I got a lot of weird coms (vore, scat, inflation and some i dont even understand) and for two weeks i did nothing but draw weird shit all day. My hand hurt so bad, but i got the money.
We spent a week afraid we'd been scammed and afraid we'd get caught, then a weekend afraid my friend might die once we did the procedure in my house. But it worked
I never told her how i got the money and i never will. Id rather die than tell her i funded her illegal abortion by drawing the wolf from robin hood swallowing robin through his belly button. Im pretty sure she thinks i was a prostitute for those two weeks and id rather her think that
To this day i gift her condoms on her bd as a joke bc im never doing that again
You just don't get content like this anywhere else
— Alanis Morissette, "Sorry to Myself", Under Rug Swept
Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.
It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia
hallelujah, here i go again
i made a uquiz to find out what kind of gf you are
Holy Shit
My favorite part is kermits legs sticking out from behind her
Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧
i fixed it