That's What She Said

Me while playing sport:

Instructions unclear.

AMAZING

science side of tumblr please explain this

failing an exam you actually studied for

you

change your theme

like a girl

changes clothes

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

first rule of fight club

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

walking a drunk friend like