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@tuftecake / tuftecake.tumblr.com

My name is Tuft, this is my place....this is where I place things....24 as of 11/16/16!
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dryicecubes

Bruh listen you will always and forever be bright red and crimson red you are so full of firey passion and red and of course you’re always linked to red in my book like

dog

but on a serious note yes you’re very red but with silver thrown in there! IT’s a strong metal silver, like being tempered in a fire! You’re still malleable but that’s good because there’s a lot of different paths you can take!!!

Sometimes it hurts but you keep working and your shape is continuing to grow more complex by the day!

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yrbff
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adamjk

comic sands

This post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes, thinking to myself I know I must deserve this hell. Now I know what it’s like for a post to physically pain me.

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dajo42

i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point

“you’re on big house in the woods duty again charlie” “ugh. let me guess. suburban white family. the dad’s all “this move is good for us”.“ “yep” “listen i’m just gonna slam all the doors really fucking loudly and shout boo”

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brotticelli

i’m intrigued by this post. by saying the ghosts r “just showing up for the paycheck” are u implying that ghosts are paid for hauntings? do ghosts have to work for a living? are u implying the existence of ghost capitalism? because honestly if i get to the afterlife and there’s ghost capitalism i’m gonna be so fuckin mad

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tuftecake

Eh, it’s not the the ghost capitalism that kills you. It’s the booreaucracy.

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