Jeanmarco & Klance ruined my life

other ppl on tumblr: have cliques groupchats @ each other all the time 

me: lonely hermit talks to myself reblogs memes

Vaccines no doubt used public funds for research. This is disgusting abuse of 'capitalism for the poor and socialism for the rich'.

#TaxTheRich

My favourite fact about chess ever is how Garry Kasparov, a Russian grandmaster and former world chess champion, once said during an interview:

"Well, in the past, I have said that there is real chess and women’s chess. Some people don’t like to hear this, but chess does not fit women properly. It’s a fight, you know? A big fight. It’s not for women."

Only for Kasparov to get absolutely obliterated by Judit Polgar, a Hungarian woman, a few years later.

Another fun fact: Judit Polgar, at the time of receiving her grandmaster title in 1991, was the youngest player to EVER receive the title at only age 15. Judit Polgar is straight up a chess legend. She was also the youngest player to ever be inducted into the FIDE top 100, ranking 55 at only age 12.

Judit has defeated numerous other chess legends, such as Anatoly Karpov, Viswanathan Anand, and Boris Spassky, all former world chess champions. She has even won a match against Magnus Carlsen, who is the current world chess champion as of 2021. When I tell you this woman is a beast I mean she is RUTHLESS.

Famously, in 1994, during a match with Judit Polgar, Garry Kasparov cheated, taking back a move after realising it was losing, even though this is very much against the rules of chess. At the time, Judit was only 17. Imagine being so good at age 17 that you make the world champion cheat!

Anyways. Stan chess legend Judit Polgar because she is a beast!!!!!

Yet another fun fact: her sister, Susan Polgar, is ALSO a chess grandmaster and was women's world champion in 1996!

And, their sister Sofia Polgar, is ALSO a chess international master! Meaning that all three Polgar sisters are chess masters!

also, she's Jewish! Bobby Fischer refused to play her because of this. She played in the men's league, and at the height of her career was 7th in the world

the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched

like this is it . this is what it’s all about

this is our purpose

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4

you don’t have to cancel everyone the second they misstep or do something dumb but you also DON’T have to defend everything that your fave does. you can say “hey this particular thing sucked” without getting into this all-or-nothing mentality. you are not an extension of the things you like. you can think freely and criticize the things (and people) that you like, and a criticism of something you like is not something that you should take personally or feel the need to correct/defend.

LEMON BOYS - CH 8 ART (plus some recolored versions of art from Chapters 5 and 6)

Everything from Chapter 8 is below the cut because of spoilers, so please be sure you’ve read the chapter first before looking. In the meantime, please enjoy the insane detail in sweaty protest Lance and the sweet hug Nips has brought you. 

And when you’ve looked at all of them, please go say thanks to Eekzley and Nips for feeding us so well. 

Read Chapter 8 here

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i was checking out who was on my blog and

whY

ARE YOU

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN 

i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful

 Wavelengths ~~~ particles   ♫ ? :)    + extra steps

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I will reblog this until you’re all sick of me

I will never grow sick of this

I think Altean marks can move by mouth to mouth.

hair doodles for julance??

Psst Commissions are open by the way

I had all and then most of you Some and now none of you Take me back to the night we met

“Why did you become a pilot?” Part 1 (Keith) - | - Part 2: Lance

And it’s done! And it’s fitting since it’s JuLance! I would have posted this on his birthday, but I wanted to get this out before they premiered the first ep of s7 in 2 weeks

I really hope I did Lance justice with this. I know it’s not as emotionally packed as Keith’s was, but I wanted it to be more lighthearted, but still with some oomf to it and i think i succeeded

Do not repost here or on any other format plz!