A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns
"Yo yo, everybody! Put your hands in the air! Who's ready to get FUCKED UP TONIGHT!?"
"Wooo!"
*gentle woodwind music*
Mechanical snencils
I hope the AI scrapers like pornbots cause there’s no way those are opting out
I know I made it but I've laughed at this every single fucking time someone's reblogged it and I've clicked the notification.
I come home after a long day at work to scroll through posts of my current scrimblo...
that scene where a sexy lady at a fancy party pulls out a cigarette and a bunch of men swarm to light it but it’s me at the lesbian biker bar and i need something with a sharp edge so i can shotgun my rolling rock and a half dozen beautiful dukes surround me to offer their six inch stone handle folding knives
hitting dorian gray with a car and he stands up completely fine meanwhile in his attic a painting flies off the wall and lands in a splintered heap
New Orleans ❤
Thunderstorm jazz is freaking awesome. I need an album of that. I’d sleep like a baby.
“oh I’ll bet that’s Dorren… yup, that’s Doreen.” https://www.doreensjazz.com
Reblogging not for the first nor the last time. There’s just something right about this conjunction of laid-back music and lively weather…
There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.
it’s tough when you and your elf husband are in love but there’s a giant evil volcano or something that wants you all dead 🏹💎
Slightly NSFW, sorry…But I liked it enough to put it here too.
“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.
"It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works."
-Terry Pratchett
surely the conses wont quence
"well well well, if it isn't the quences of my conses"
hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
i would never use logic. that's appropriating vulcan culture.
I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation