HOLLAND: saw your mom at the store today.  HOLLAND: can i just say.... she’s pretty fucking hot HOLLAND: how would you feel about me being your step dad?

OPHELIA: this project is literally killing me OPHELIA: like i think im just gonna burn my books and quit school early OPHELIA: you’d be fine with that right?? OPHELIA: id just feel bad that my group members have to suffer bc i cant do shit

HOLLAND: hey uh i found this phone at a party HOLLAND: there’s no home number so.. HOLLAND: what up your sibling left their phone at my house HOLLAND: also they have some really questionable text convos

OPHELIA: i really need to get my own apartment. OPHELIA: i dont even want to repeat what i walked in on my mom doing today OPHELIA: like if im not up and out by the end of the month i think ill just live on the streets OPHELIA: im doing the research, what’s the cheapest apartment in our town?

HOLLAND: hey your brother isnt answering his phone, are you with him? HOLLAND: trying to see if he’s still down for the party @ fraser’s saturday HOLLAND: were you gonna go?

THEO: this is how i feel about my mom wanting to throw things away rn THEO: but don’t show this pic to her because she might just kick my ass later lol THEO: i still insist though. you have to convice her!!!!! THEO: middle school shirts are my babies. she can’t throw away my babies!! THEO: ok i’m over exaggerating right not but still THEO: you have a cute smile, just smile at her until she gives up pls

OPHELIA: my mom just gave this lady a free dye job bc she was hot OPHELIA: this happens like twice a month im so… OPHELIA: this is really the last straw, i gotta quit my job

he chuckled slightly and shrugged. “my mate bet he could chug three bottles of beer without stopping, i bet he couldn’t. had to see who won. i did, by the way. but you’re right, this obviously much more thrilling.” a sigh escaped his lips and he leaned back in his seat. “i’m just here because my social worker has told me i gotta be here, i don’t care about any of it.” 

  “your friends are really loyal enough to facetime you when they’re partying and you’re at school ?? that’s a real wild concept.” she raised her brows, tilting her head, “glad you got your prize... what was it ?? the third beer ?? ” her chin lowered to rest on her hand, “we really should be talking about these super interesting numbers – which, have i mentioned are super interesting – but now i’m ready to pry. what’d you do to land yourself a social worker ?? is it bad i’m getting the ‘shot someone’ vibe ??”

“what’d do you care? it’s my mate.” but he hung up anyway, moving to look at the project in front of them. “i don’t give a fuck about my grades. never have. do what you want.” 

   “just curious on who could hold your attention so viciously when the interesting topic of–” she looked down at her textbook, “... ancient accounting... is waiting here for you. numbers. ravishing.” flipping over to the next page of her notebook to hide the fact that she hadn’t been working either, ophelia clicked her pen. “do you give a fuck about graduating ?? cause if you don’t it’s kind of a waste of time to be here, isn’t it ??”

THEO: ok but don’t you dare eat all of the cookies!!! THEO: yup, i’ll come soon tho, dw THEO: wait what do you mean??? if she touches anything i swear!! THEO: just tell her to keep her hands off my stuff THEO: i sure did move out but that doesn’t mean she can just throw things away :((

“sounds riveting, but i’d rather finish my facetime. can’t you just do the project?” 

    “who is it ?? girlfriend ?? boyfriend ?? yoga instructor ?? someone who perhaps cares about your grades ?? cause i only need a D on this to pass this class so if i’m doing it alone that’s what i’m shooting for. ”

ASHER: !!!!!!!! ASHER: THE LAST JEDI TRAILER ASHER: HEY, I THINK IM DYING ASHER: HOW DO YOU STOP YOURSELF FROM DYING??