to middle earth and back

And dad of the year goes to…

Cause baby, now we got bad blood

Tonight I’m gonna dance for all that we’ve been through.

HEY WOW THIS IS REALLY COOL ACTUALLY IM REALLY EMOTIONAL NOW

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

holy shit.

Why do people even bother buying things for their cats?

It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person but it’s harder to win an argument with a stupid person.

Important :)

As someone with a good memory, it feels weird to realise that most of times I said “I forgot about it” I was lying.

All I want in life is to read books and be left alone