I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer

Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It's $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv

Jail!

Different Jail!

Is... is there a Fleshlight sleeve chiller?

Death Penalty

me avoiding all my responsibilities

did she just kick a laser beam in half

Feminism

Girl power

here have a shit ton of convergent pokemon concepts!!

Snom, Frosmoth: nudibranch, sea angel Phantump, Trevenant: hydrothermal vents Bergmite, Hisuian Avalugg: thornbug, stag beetle, sea scorpion Petilil, Lilligant: blanket octopus, sea anemone Ralts, Kirlia, Gardevoir: not a convergent but a mimic! venus flytrap, pitcher plant

@adobe-outdesign

wait. paradox celebis but the past one is all futuristic looking and the future one looks more primitive as a play on it being a time traveler or something...

hey guys? we saw the emblem in the e3 trailer

Here are some of my idea that may happen in Tears of the Kingdom

Some theories may contradict each other, they are mainly "this is a possibility" rather than a full theory

I'm going to rewatch the trailers soon and make more theories soon

(MINI) THEORY!?

(May or may not already been said but I just thought about it and had to post it in case nobody did)

There is a possibility of Link having 8 of those blue/greenish orbs? things. What if we had to go to all the regions and fix something to maybe unlock something or restore the master sword? Idk yet but I've been theorizing that we might need to enhance the master sword again, like in other games as Skyward sword or Wind waker for the master sword to work properly since the trailer we're we saw the master sword broken but for now im guessing we gotta go to all 8 regions and help around there!

Edit: Those things are the Tears of the kingdom because we go to all 8 regions. that's the kingdom. I have a feeling maybe these tears are like in Twilight princess Collect Tears of light to restore power to the Spirit in the region maybe in this game the regions will also have their own Spirit or we need to get these tears to bring back the Deity/power to the Deity to destroy Ganon.

TOTK Deity! New Theory (read below!)

First I present my design for the mysterious deity, I didn't want to give her specific colors but I hope to soon! Now let's move on the new theory!

This theory comes from the fact that I'm replaying some Zelda games in these weeks, but I want to start from the beginning.

Majora's Mask: during the very first stages of the game the Mask Salesman tells you the story of the Majora's Mask, where he mentions that the mask was used for rituals by an ancient people that no longer exists. This made me think that the ancient people mentioned on MM are the same spoken of in Botw. Also in the game it is mentioned that the ancient people used magic.

Twilight Princess: Link arrives in the realm of twilight and during his adventure there he obtains the power of the Sol which enhances his sword, at this point Midna tells Link that is the power of the Sol, an ancient patron deity of theirs.

That this deity of Totk is in fact the one mentioned by Midna? There's a very good chance this is the case, as the sculptures, the outfit of the deity in question, the light emanating from Link's arm and the Master Sword which features green runes make me think so! Many similarities connect the realm of twilight to Totk, but this is obviously only a theory!

We'll just have to wait for the game to come out to find out, but I'll definitely keep theorizing!

What do you think? What is your thought regarding the divinity? Let me know!

Zelda Theory - Saria is Missing

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who believes this, but I'm still going to put it out there. It's my headcanon really, I believe that in Majora's Mask, Link is actually looking for Saria, not Navi.

Of course, Nintendo's official stance is that he was looking for Navi, but keep in mind that Nintendo used to say there was only one Link in all the games. What I'm saying is that they can change their mind whenever they want.

Really, there's only two data points to back up my theory.

First, let's consider how vague the instruction booklet is about why Link is looking for someone:

"Done with the battles he once waged across time, he embarked on a journey. A secret and personal journey... A journey in search of a beloved and invaluable friend... A friend with whom he parted ways when he finally fulfilled his heroic destiny and took his place among legends..."

A beloved, invaluable friend that he hasn't seen since the end of Ocarina of Time. That could refer to Saria or Navi.

But, I find it hard to believe Navi could be called Beloved. How long did he know Navi? A month? Three months? And he very clearly sees Navi leave at the end of Ocarina. Are we supposed to believe that she left without saying a word? I mean, if they were close enough that Link thinks of her as Beloved, she would have told him something.

Meanwhile, imagine that Link goes back to the Sacred Forest Meadow and Saria is gone without a trace. She's not in her house, and not even in the Forest Temple.

Remember, Saria says that it is destiny that they cannon live in the same world. Sages become Spirits when they're awakened. (The Japanese call this Kamikakushi - spiriting away.)

Now, the second data point is at the end of Majora's Mask. At the end of the game, the Skull Kid says Link -

What a weird way to cap off the game, don't you think? I mean, according to NIntendo, Link was looking for Navi this entire time and we end with "You smell like a sidequest."

We're supposed to assume that this is the same Skull Kid that appears in the Lost Woods that you can "teach" Saria's Song to.

But, here's the thing, that doesn't happen unless you do that Sidequest. You could completely miss it if you don't go exploring.

So, my stance is that it was Saria herself that taught the Skull Kid the song, since she spent so much time in the Lost Woods. It would make more sense, narrative wise, that Link was looking for Saria, and the game ends with "You smell like Saria. I was friends with Saria. We should be friends!" (Obviously, I'm reading between the lines)

Majora's Mask is a game about the little things. It's about how people affect each other's lives, and no matter how isolated we may seem, we're all connected. Just like Link left an indelible mark on Termina, Saria affected those around her, too. Even in their absence, the people we care about still affect us today.

먼 미래에게 먼 과거로부터 To the Future, From the Past

Been saving these:

why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS

he’s evolving??!???!

Hnngh.. ceature

MY GOD…. THE CREATURE

Absolutely not a new observation but i love that the toki pona word for animal, "soweli," is written like this

fuck man that sure is

i showed this post to my boyfriend last time i saw it (because hes a linguistics nerd in general and a toki pona nerd in specific) and i am delighted to inform everyone that all the words for various types of animals are little fuckin dudes

So many flawless reactions in a single ep, lmao.

(Thank you to the Abbott Elementary IG for this series of perfect stills.)

Gay people I summon thee

Oh boy, I sure do love being gay! I just hope no one summons m-

i went to strong apes that kill you island and

go on

she hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB!

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