Meet Lila.

alien

trump’s whole “every time they count more ballots there are more votes” is the exact same logic as when he was like “every time we test for covid there are more cases” like yes my boy that’s how it works

Abolish  the  Electoral  College 

Magical encounter while free falling.

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

“Oh, hey, I guess they can fly. I did not know that.”

Range of the coconut crab

Empire

“not all men.” you’re right. ron stoppable, king of respecting women and their bodies, would never.

me irl

Dude just wants to jump bones.

My ovaries💞💞💞