i would call off my wedding 5 minutes before it started if i found out my fiancé said jif instead of gif

current mood is deadpool screaming ‘for jeff goldblum’ while throwing a spear at a dinosaur

Oh ho ho it’s magic

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

I like how everybody is paired off haha

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

#pure

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

credit to @medivh_tirisfal and @chamomile_sea on twitter and like if u use/save 🐞🐞

Dance to anything

yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore. 

like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of

LMAO

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

taking my dog to the beach today hes so excited look😊😊

So excited! :D

such a gentleman

04/28/18 - American Independent Film Festival

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

I regret posting this so much