"Kill them with kindness" WRONG! Suck their dick.

Aww look at him ♡

POLL TIME BABY

Tell me in the tags if you'd like!

Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

How cruel of you, the post below is now saved.

If this gets two hundred thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care

Here guys, I'm pretty sure that at this point it's very nearly impossible to fulfill this so I will make an amendment:

If this gets fifty thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care

Followers. Seize them.

Get Them

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Summon the horde — I mean the squadron

umm yikes ok OP of the post you just reblogged believes in nuance and grey areas so i'd delete that if i were you

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do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

what is that thing in the middle

Back off, they're in their apprenticeship.

How long has it been in apprenticeship? I can't remember the last time I saw RCA cables

Shout out to all your internet friends who are gone.

Those messenger screen names that haven’t logged on in ages, some before detailed profiles were a thing on those services.

Those emails that are long since abandoned, some with domains that no longer exist.

Those online friends you knew years ago and who then helped shaped you in some way, who you just can’t FIND anymore.

Those people who once were, and hopefully still exist IRL, that seem to have no known internet life anymore.

And those who have actually passed on, and their online lives are now a memorial to them.

I miss you all. I hope life is/was kind to you, and maybe one day, we’ll somehow connect again.

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan