🍃I wanna be yours-AM

Me irl

The most randoms times!

HS Diploma, bank card, something embarrassing from 2008

who sunk this meme in pepto bismol

Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby

(Source)

videos like this are the reason i love tumblr

By Pet Disneyfication

@littlepeachwithahalo

an explanation is not owed

when customers try to come in after closing

Fuck sex. I'm tryna be the reason you smile everyday.

We still gone fuck tho.

One of the best lines from this show.

*wants a relationship* yet….

Y'LAN NOEL Insecure (3x01)

The moment you realize that time waits for no one

Time doesn’t exist 😭

^People always say that until their check doesnt deposit on time lmao

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