Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
this worked last night lets go for round two
I really need some good luck rn
I’m not sure whether I want the $100 or the baby goat; I guess I will leave it up to fate.
i dont care what i get. luck is luck mates
reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
I reblog the money pigeon because I love him.
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
“See him face”
I sure fucking do see him face
Him face
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021
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Reblog him face for good luck in 2022
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Reblog him face for good luck in 2024
Of course!
heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver
If by some chance you lost your mind or were just having a bad day and decided that evil was what you wanted to dedicate your life to, Would you become a super villain or just a minor menace to society? And what would you do during this period of time?
If I was going to dedicate my life to evil, I would go all the way, @bwood171. No minor menaces here. My goal would be to rip the very foundations of civilization completely asunder. And you can tell I've turned evil because instead of growing an evil goatee, I would be sporting a full blown 70's bush between my legs. There are so many, many things I would change. But to give you a mere glimpse of what my reign would bring....
First and foremost, all the chocolate companies not named Hersheys would burn up in flames. Mars Wrigley, Nestle, Ghirardelli, Russell Stover... theirs would be a slow, painful death. I would take an extra amount of satisfaction hearing the screams of Dove, for diet chocolate is the bastard of the candy world. However, the 'Toothsome Chocolate Emporium and Savory Feast Kitchen' on Universal Orlando CityWalk has never failed to impress me. Therefore, they shall be allowed to live in my Reeses Peanut Butter Cup utopia.
I would make reality television illegal. Oh, the blonde single twenty-six-year-old lawyer with tons of cosmetic surgery didn't get handed a rose during the last elimination round? The last remaining members of the tribe feel so isolated from the world even though two camera men and a makeup artist are just off screen with them twenty-four hours a day? The multi-million-dollar family who is famous for the sake of being famous are having a bad day because the caterer is a half-hour late for the party the family is throwing for the dog? No. For I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers with their unimportant pointless bullshit.
Giorgio Armani would be routinely tortured until he designs a brassiere which is extremely comfortable, stays cool and dry all day, and looks great on any figure. Nothing less would be considered an absolute failure and an unforgivable embarrassment to Malan.
As I said, that is but a small peek into my utter madness. Pray such a day never comes because if it does, no one will be safe as I sit on my vibrating throne with Daniel Craig and Michael B. Jordan wearing only loin cloths draped obediently at my feet.
*great big squishy 'All it takes is one bad day, Batman' hugs*
I could use some 💪 luck
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Puffers are so cute!!!!!!
Pls help me win the Hamilton Lottery Pls
I must pass my German Final tomorrow. I pray to thee Roger
Roger plz get rid of the depression, anxiety and tremors caused by them. That would help a lot.
maybe I’ll find a fucking boyfriend that lives near me and is fucking adorable who knows
Fuck it Rogers cute and I’m having a shit week
Help me Rogers, please and thank you! I just want someone to answer my offer on fiverr or too find a boyfriend.
Yeah, I need some good luck.
Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
Damn.
KITTY. YOU CAME BACK. AGAIN. YAYY.
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