more hashbrowns

why is donkey kong not a donkey

Tumblr banned porn almost a year ago and in it’s wake has arisen the “tender, longing, aching” text post genre that you see today

the jerk-off market is low, but the emotionally horny market is high and as vaguely impotent as ever

she’s that perfect combination of extremely judgemental and supportive

“god you fucking dumbass hope you feel better soon bud”

“Po from Kung Fu Panda is a himbo,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They’re right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5rd row stands: Jack Black himself

5rd

we all know Jack Black is not limited by our simple universe

today on "hozier liked":

maybe a soda lol who knows!

bed bath and behind you

bed bath and beware

mood

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

when you live in a city where there’s too many pigeons and they are too confident