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I mean, this been a problem, but this Rollins-Ospreay thing really made it obvious: wrestling fans really like presenting their opinions as facts. How many of y'all have stated that Ospreay is better than Rollins like it's a fact - when pro wrestling doesn't actually have a quantifiable way to confirm that. Every stat in wrestling is either predetermined or an opinion. Like, wrestling is fake. It's entertainment. It has real athletes, but it's not a real sport.
Baron I-don't-know-who-the-fuck-you-indy-dudes-are-but-Imma-insert-my-two-cents-anyway-because-fuck-you-that's-why Corbin is undisputed.
Seth better drag that glorified circus performer!
Why is everyone but WWE Superstars allowed to praise the company they work for? Because, like any job, some people had a terrible experience? Seth is being attacked way too much for doing nothing but praising his coworkers. He and every other WWE Superstar has just as much right to talk their shit as non-WWE Superstars do.
If the main complaint fans have is WWE's lack of consistent storytelling, why was the match that received the most negative reaction last night also the one with the most consistent storytelling? Like, fans do stuff like this and then complain WWE doesn't give them what they want.
My favorite thing that former WWE Superstars do is complain that someone like Brock Lesnar can just waltz in and get an opportunity....but then they turn around and do the same thing in other companies. See: CM Punk, Chris Jericho, Dean Ambrose
Ah, Takeover. That event that has convinced most of you that Triple H knows what he's doing. And you refuse to watch the weekly NXT shows to confirm otherwise.
I wish y'all cared about WWE putting their most prestigious title on a Black immigrant and documenting his return home half as much as y'all cared about anything involving mediocre White men.
Wrestling fans know they hate WWE, know nothing is going to change, know they have a problem with some of WWE's ethical business practices....but still tune in every Monday and Tuesday and still talk about WWE on social media. Like, Jonathan Good was getting paid while being depressed. Y'all are doing it for free. And by choice.
WWE is bad, sure, but someone who literally made a name for himself by being vulgar as hell is obviously not gonna fit in the family friendly format and is gonna feel stifled creatively. It was so obvious he stopped trying after he was given the world title.
If a wrestling fan thinks Triple H can "save" the WWE by being the head creative person on the main roster, then that means they don't watch weekly NXT. Though, looking at the tag on a regular NXT Wednesday versus during a TakeOver make that obvious.
Scorpion - You probably need a hug as does Hanzo
Sub-Zero - “Scorpion elitists can actually choke”
Raiden - You believe Raiden never did anything wrong and you will take that hot take to the grave
Liu Kang - You feel blessed that Liu Kang is finally not a bastard in the story mode
Kitana - You wanna pray for Mileena but at the same time you’re so done with “Mileena Stans” you’ll just settle for her lesser sister
Sonya - You mute your TV every time you play
Johnny - You still laugh at fart jokes
Jax - Good choice of main but Jax’s gameplay and the aggression I’ve seen from his players intimidate me so like… good one Jax mains
Kano - You’re just horny
Kung Lao - You would sacrifice your family to satan for Shaolin Monks 2
Cassie - She may have been butchered in this game but you sure as hell will continue to kick ass and chew bubblegum and that’s the tea
Jacqui - You’ve been telling everyone for years that Jacqui deserves a second chance and that she could become good, you now drink the tears of salty Jacqui haters
Kotal - You’re just staring at his massive beef tidds admit it
Erron - (insert overwatch/red dead redemption meme)
D’Vorah - “If I can’t be the hot one, then I can definitely be the BITCH”
Noob - You are actually evil
Jade - You’re most likely LGBT+
Kabal - You only play him for the memes
Skarlet - You will actually throat punch One Angry Gamer and break his shins
Frost - “Why is she a robot what the fuck, you know what i’ve waited 13 years for her who cares”
Baraka - You make Baraka out to be cute and pure despite him eating brains
Geras - Stay Blessed
Cetrion - “Is it okay to want her to step on me”
Kollector - idek if ya’ll exist hmu if u do
Shao Kahn - You have at least ONE variation named “Hammer Time”
Dating this because the world needs to know when this happened. February 22nd, 2019.
I saw a the inside of what I presumed to be some children’s book. There was a picture of a child standing next to a cartoon-y monster truck. The kid was asking, “How come there isn’t a picture of the Author in here?” or something like along those lines. The monster truck responded with, “I don’t know, they tried, but in place of a portrait, only a black square appeared.“
The next frame showed the back of the book. It was one of those backs that’s about the author-type thing. You wanna know who it was? You might have guessed it. It was John Cena. I had a fucking meme in my dream and it was amazing.
John Cena actually wrote a kids book about a monster truck called ‘elbow grease’ iirc…
I…
He really did…
Wait shit this gets better
That wasn’t a dream mate.
Becky Lynch is cool and all, but some of her fans really out here acting like her ascent to the top is some weird revolutionary moment because her hair color isn’t blonde.
She’s still White. Anglo-Saxon as hell.
Wrestling fans are so used to being ~~edgy~~ and ~~cool~~ by cheering the heel and booing the face, that y’all don’t know what to do when WWE actually forces you to boo the heel. You immediately scream ~~bad writing~~ or some other dumb shit instead of just enjoying the show and letting the story tell itself.
this gets funnier with each passing year
