Phantasmagoria

having gay sex is like the least problematic thing that has happened in that US senate hearing room

She is here !!!!

seals make all sorts of incredible noises, obsessed with this guy

New Coraline design drop

i fucking haaate being a castle guard dude the king's coat of arms is fucking stupid and all the female courtiers laugh at my tabard. can somebody come usurp this guy already

oh AWESOME someone sent the king this post and now i'm getting drawn & quartered for treasonous speech 🙄 real cool and mature sending my employer a vent post i made on my PERSONAL BLOG. thanks a million.

LOLLLLLLL he got dethroned by his nephewwwww!!! execution avoided!!! someone will come along and free me from this oubliette soon i bet

sent an email without exclamation points #mean #meanie #meancore #evilgirl #hurtingyou #indifferent #gayandrude

Idk if I posted my fav rat pic here yet. Here it is:

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

being on the internet

Favorite genre of image ever

professor...............

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

SO TRUE BESTIE like there’s literally a part where Paimon calls Zhongli a parasite and comments he has to live off other people’s credit because he can’t just make money for himself or get free shit for being an Archon anymore and he just looks at her and goes “I mean it’s just the Fatui’s money you don’t have to say it like that” LIKE EJRNRJRJRJFJR HE KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING HE’S VERY AWARE HE’S JUST BEING A LITTLE SHIT BECAUSE HE CAN GET AWAY WITH IT

It’s even funnier when you consider it’s basically a middle finger to Pantalone because his entire thing is trying to take over the economy to spite Zhongli only for Zhongli to turn around and start mooching off him without consequence bro is a MENACE and I just know when Pantalone saw Childe’s financial reports he was frothing at the mouth about it