Today, I fucked up... by showing my dad Rise of the Planet of the Apes
I downloaded it for him and put it on a USB so he could watch it when he had some downtime. So he watched it tonight and when I got back in, I asked him what he thought.
“Really good, but quite confusing at times though, took quite a bit of effort to understand the direction but it wasn’t impossible”
I knew something wasn’t quite right. My dad is an intelligent man - he should be understanding this film with no problems whatsoever. I projected my disbelief to him -
“The plot is good, it’s a good film! I don’t know how that wasn’t apparent to you?!”
He replied: “It was just quite unclear at times with the dialogue, the script was definitely lacking, which was a shame because it could have been really good!”
I was still heavily confused - most people who have seen this film would agree it’s engaging and exciting. I could not see what the problem was.
I took the USB stick back and plugged it into my laptop and I decided to watch it again for the hell of it.
Then I realised.
The download didn’t have hardcoded subtitles.
The man literally sat there watching apes grunt at eachother for the best part of 2 hours without a fucking clue what they were saying.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
This is really important actually
good content
Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs
please go to church this sunday
Today at work I asked one of the kids what her favourite colour was and she said:
‘Pink and purple. They’re pretty. I used to liked yellow but I got fed up with it.’ She stares into the distance. Suddenly this five year old child in her flowery dress with matching ribbons in her hair has become a battle-hardened veteran. She’s seen some shit.
‘Too many things are yellow now’. If this were a movie she’d knock back the last of her whiskey and get up from the bar. I know in my heart of hearts this kid is sick of minions.
this sound makes me feel some type of way
One of the best sounds ever
my grandma named our internet explorer Adam
i will not stop doing peace signs in photos until there is world peace
You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong
what the fuck
my whole life is a lie
Kirby you piece of goddamn shit