Bocke MLP edition
i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby
his touy
The Doctor and Donna smiling at each other
we all have that one fictional character who's canonically male whom you understand is a closeted trans woman but you can't tell anyone because they'll all look at you like you're insane. but you understand her
peepaw chilchuck
Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live
Me approaching the end of March:
The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.
A warlord asked his teacher, a great monk, what he would do in his next lifetime.
“Oh,” he said, “I think I will spend a few lifetimes on Tumblr, most likely.”
The warlord was astonished. “Your merit and virtue are renowned far and wide!” he responded. “Why on earth would you be condemned to Tumblr?”
“If I did not post on Tumblr,” his teacher responded, “who would be your mutual?”
British media straight up doxxed F1nn5ster because he donated in support of trans healthcare.
Not linking the article because fuck the Times.
I think it’s important to note he made this donation quite a long time ago, but they’ve done this almost immediately after he came out as genderfluid and revealed that he’s on HRT, which they milk in a really unpleasant way in the article too.
Poor old grizzly bear not a fan of a fan of thunder and lightning.
dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning
so who’s on first?
That’s right 👍🏻
that’s strange
No, he’s on second.
Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?
No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.
Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?
Naturally.
Who?
Naturally.
So Naturally is the first baseman?
No. The first baseman is Who.
Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?
House is on Third.
I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.
Who’s on first!
This is horrible
Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base
That’s not what I’m asking about! No!
Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.
someone 2 years ago: I wonder what AI art will be used for in the future
werewolf omegaverse smut ads:
and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand
machaon caterpillar (old world swallowtail) | malbafont_macrophotography on ig
it means we don’t have sex with him as often as we have sex with each other but we DO love him and he DOES live here and he’s in this relationship. captain jack is IN this relationship
Looked up context for this video and Detroit Zoo (AZA) lost one of their two newborn polar bear cubs and the mother rejected the survivor, and Jebbie was found wandering orphaned in Alaska so they’ve been moved in together for companionship! certified cute video