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Ripley's just fuck off and get out of here

Alien (1979)

i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby

his touy

sometimes my friends send me good reels

(op)

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

Companions! Finally made more of these, here they are all together with their beloved alien 🥰

oh my god they were classmates

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB

I don’t think the club could handle her

For those of you who think a moose is 'just a big deer'

This is why moose are so dangerous for drivers at night; if you hit a moose on the highway, you're dead. The moose is mildly inconvenienved.

This is terrifying.

fucking megafauna y'all

these road signs are all over Newfoundland for a reason

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

this is actually exactly how it works

marcille, confronted with boiled mushroom: ewwwww it was just up and walking arooouuuund

marcille, confronted with her best friend's skeleton: [etching an evil necromantic circle into the ground] the concepts of "right" and "wrong" were crafted by empires of men to shackle and puppet us

everything, everywhere, all at once

Snips and Skyguy ⚔️

Thanks to Riissa Kilar for sharing her video of a fight scene training with Hayden Christensen 🙏

*Every day someone bruisingly encouters the realities of "dead media"

Everybody acts like each new Game Changer is a new level of betrayal and psychological torture from Sam towards his friends. Did we forget that the very first game changer was "Sam wheels out a strange machine and asks the contestants embarrassing personal questions, the veracity of their responses is judged by the Machine. The machine is actually controlled by the contestant's significant others who have been made accomplices. Forcing their loved ones into revealing shameful truths for internet broadcast." And sure, he's gotten a bit more personalized with these, constructing a variety of torture chambers for Brennan Lee Mulligan specifically, putting Grant O'Brien in various situations and then bringing his mother onto the set. But deception and betrayal were part of Game Changer from the beginning. So, when I hear people say "I can't believe Sam WENT THERE" about something all I can do is think to myself He went nowhere He's been there the whole time

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

like this?