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blitzo doesn't know how much he's gonna miss those clammy ass hands in the future 😔

i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

Part one of my Helluva Boss series! As always- I design and paint these sets by hand and sell them as press ins. They’re fully customizable since they’re made to order ☺️💗

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

“it’s going to be WW3!!” no bitch it’s going to be vietnam, korea, afghanistan, it’s going to be another war wherein the US commits unspeakable and indefensible acts against a severely weakened people seeking self determination. it’s going to be another war where protesting is criminalized and “freedom of speech” is gutted in the interest of pushing propaganda. it’s going to be another nation of people added to the long list of victims of US imperialism and another demonstration of the strong undercurrent of fascism running through the foundation of america

you know at this point i think its pretty safe to say that none of us, not one single person, had 2020 vision

In all seriousness, though, I know we’re all making fun of Destiel right now because Tumblr is Tumblr, but I’m not making fun of anyone who’s still a fan of it. Y’all were absolutely robbed. They writers teased and queer baited and mocked shippers for 12 years only to confirm it in the most homophobic way possible. That show was my comfort show for more years than I can remember, it was a massive part of my life, and I’m honestly pissed that they did this. Destiel shippers and honestly fans of the show in general should be absolutely livid and I’m right there with you

This might be the most american thing I've ever read.

I’m not American, I’m catholic

Fucking ignorant American

Please learn the difference between Americans and Catholics before you comment, also wolves aren’t blue your profile is all wrong

‘redemption arc’ this and ‘redemption arc’ that 

wheres an arc where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result

where is my bastardization arc

Negative character development WOOOOOO

Consider - hero bastardizaton and villain redemption within the same work so that by the end they’ve entirely switched sides and roles

Also Portal 2!

One of my favorite things about Jane Austen is that she knew the real fear wasn’t running into some terrifying Frenchman or finding your lover’s wife in the attic…it was having to spend time with someone who is slighter cooler than you are, or playing piano in front of a critical audience, or thinking a picnic will be the perfect time for your jokes but then it isn’t

prof: *makes disscussion board assignments and requires students to reply to each other at least three times.*

students: *do exactly that*

prof: *changes rubric so that you get a significantly lower grade if you don’t respond more than three times*

honestly Catholicism and Catholic culture are fascinating. from a distance! from a distance

it’s like seeing apex predators at the zoo. like it’s interesting but you’re grateful for the plexiglass and you cannot relate on any level to the people trying to jump over the fence

It’s so healing to wake up in a silent house and silently make your own coffee or tea and enjoy the beautifully intricate fullness of the morning silence while remaining calm and collected and unbothered by all outer and inner noise and it’s so low-key elevating and pacifying to rejoice in the silent atmosphere of your own house and just silently block the rest of the world…it’s a slice of heaven

It’s so hilarious that Endgame was supposedly the greatest event in cinematic history and less than a year later nobody talks about it ever and if it’s brought up again the collective response is just “oh right”

the way the russo brothers’ stupid shock value ruined marvel for me is so fucking rude tbh

people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled