"not all men", you’re right, but eowyn, daughter of eomund, shieldmaiden of rohan, is no man

recent studies reveal that 100% of abortions are performed on people who do not wish to be pregnant and 0% of abortions are performed on conservative republican men

*reblogs so fast it almost breaks computer*

leliana talking about zevran (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

A Montague at some point probably (via mccarrellstophat)

ULTIMATE DRAGON AGE MEME - one  h e r o

ME

Oh god it’s so real this is California oh God this is so real I feel this

only tru socal people use the boobies as a measurement of time and distance

nah there’s titties up north near San Francisco too

maybe but SAN ONOFRE TITTIES BEST TITTIES

THE TITS ALWAYS LET ME KNOW IM ALMOST AT SAN DIEGO HAIL THE CALI TITTIES

;; i am going to miss the boobs so much

its like jello shot heaven

it’s like looking at my future trip to the hospital

21st birthday goals

How people used to get ringtones 

I-G-G-Y more like I-G-G-why

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously? Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

League of Legends or anime?

self respect

Royd Tolkien, Great grandson of J.R.R. Tolkien playing a ranger in the Return of the King.

NO WAY

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

God bless drag queen omg

Iron Man went to a child’s birthday party at Electro’s house

THIS FUCKING POST GOD DAMN IT! IM GOING TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE! DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I SEE THIS SHITTY POST!? TOO OFTEN? THIS POST STOPPED BEING FUNNY EIGHTY YEARS AGO!

tbh his blog sucks and hes still a nerd lmao