Vensre

He's just so god damn stupid. He's a wrinkled tissue paper. He has one singular brain cell that dings around in his skull like an early 00s screensaver. He has never had a single god damn thought in his life. I'm smitten to say the least? Look at those baby blue eyes. What the fuck is wrong with him? He needs a hug. He needs therapy. He needs studied in a lab. He needs thrown into the wilderness too see if he could survive more than 15 seconds. What the fuck. God. *sounds of bertum voilence*. I wish to blend him into a fine pulp. He would smile at me the whole damn time too. I hate his every move. Our wedding will be in spring. Fuck. *makes him into a smoothie*.

Tianyi Zhou

with great pain comes the great inability to form a coherent sentence

[ID: a 4-page comic in illuminated manuscript style of a person standing outside. /1: They look to the distance and say: "What is that dolorous cloud: that dreadful fright I see now on the dark horizon?" /2: They turn, upset, and say: "Alas! It is the brain fog approaching!" A purple cloud enters the panel. /3: They hold up their hands against the approaching cloud, saying: "A curse upon that fog that steals my eloquence. I...hate...it" /4: The cloud surrounds them and they say: "cloud"..."bad" /ID]

Beautifully done, dammit.

Forty seven ginger headed saaaailors 🎵🎶

I had a nightmare recently where I went to reread Watership Down but the whole thing was illustrated in a style that looked like a cross between garfield and babadook and it was so viscerally upsetting I woke up to escape it

anyway a few days later I tried to recreate it and here is my best attempt to portray my terrible vision please enjoy

jooster yaoi

the wenis is a dance

(thanks to tiktok user @thatbaroneboy for the amazing compilation!)

clair de lune will always go down smooth, claude really did put his whole debussy into this one

[ID: gifs from the Granada Sherlock Holmes series. Watson (Hardwicke) says, “Cockfighting is forbidden by law.” Holmes smiles, holding a cigarette in one hand, then says seriously, “Many things are forbidden by law.” End ID]

the notes on this one are really special

The main culprit is this screenshot. I just can't get that image out of my head :Р

my god

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the spider-man (2018) experience

(a collection of simple digital drawings with accompanying captions: a pigeon, spider-man swinging into a building labelled “swing bad”, spider-man getting caught labelled “stealth bad”, “rat…?”, “take photos mid air”, “get sniped at”, “genuinely where are the heights”, bombastic bag-man labelled “hehehehe”, miles and mj labelled “nooo i want my spidey powers back”, and “i’m in the hudson again”)