cats are the priority

Happy New Year!

writing a tumblr post these days makes me feel like im alone on an apocalyptic planet and i speak into a wallkie talkie every now and again to look for other survivors

The Moulin Rouge. A night club, a dance hall and a bordello. Ruled over by Harold Zidler. A kingdom of night time pleasures. Where the rich and powerful came to play with the young and beautiful creatures of the underworld. The most beautiful of these was the one I loved. Satine. A courtesan. She sold her love to men. They called her the ‘Sparkling Diamond’, and she was the star, of the Moulin rouge. The woman I loved is dead.

Moulin Rouge! (2001) dir. Baz Luhrmann

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, Act 2, Scene 2

*goes to hot topic and walks out with arms full of regular groceries*

I…you…is that even remotely possible?

no, thats why its a joke. thanks

i know we act like it’s a light joke but when a man says hi to you it really do be a lie right there from the jump 

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller

The Borgias + geometry

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

Stealing is wrong

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

when it hits the exact corner i can produce 1 (one) coherent thought

the saddest death in harry potter is my respect for jk rowling

Walmart employees at midnight

any retail job, period.

fucking incredible

I like to rœck oöt

me on a first date