Give this to me for free I’ve had this url since the day he died

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owu

Omg I’ve never loved something more. When the chorus hit the serotonin was FLOWIN

i have never felt greater trepidation than in playing this audio file

okay i tried slowing down the cantina song to make it sad but instead it sounds like something that would be playing in the black lodge

OP: “okay, let’s make it sad!” *accidentally opens a portal to the universe of Grim Fandango*

you made it sexy

I knew the kid was trouble as soon as he walked in. The old man didn’t give me any warm fuzzies neither. Sure, I needed the job, but I had a bad feeling about it.

Noir Wars…

game theory theme song except at the point where it reaches the chorus i instead splice in daytona USA

please reblog this. i need to feed my family and these are the only memes i had left in the shitpost workshop, i dont got nothing else. i beg of you. i need to meet my quota or else we’ll starve.

im in tears

I ca nt br eath e oh go d

No you’re not allowed to make it sound good.

this ruined my life 

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

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wow

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Jolene (33 R.P.M) - click for .mp3

Unsure where this came from, if not the palsied hands of the good Lord himself.

Simple premise: Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” slipped from 45 to 33 rpm. Nothing more; no studio trickery, no trip hop drum breaks. The guitar lopes back in and around itself. The bass becomes elastic, hot rubber. The violin stabs become sustained cello lines. The backing choir’s split harmony rattles around, slinking ghostly into the corner.  And most importantly, Parton’s once-frantic vocal is transformed from bubblegum country scrawl into something approximating field holler reverence. 

An already perfect song made transcendental..

Well, this changes everything.

The mashup you never thought would work

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

@cartoonfanatic

Tumblr is being bastard and not letting me hear again someone please tell me what this is

What the fuck why did i expect any better

@trs-80-model-i

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Executing Star_Dream_Soul_OS.EXE.