LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
this is the worst thing ive ever seen in my life
I’m actually logging off. I am T I R E D
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LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
this is the worst thing ive ever seen in my life
I’m actually logging off. I am T I R E D
waluigi and wario met on grindr and decided there wasnt a spark but they DID wanna team up to hustle some thematically similar plumbers at like golf and tennis and shit
Nothing in canon contradicts this so
a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”
Watch for your own good
Ok so I was having a pretty bum day recently and I was venting about it a bit to a close friend of mine who's a guy. He listens and does all the "that sucks :( I'm sorry" stuff that you're supposed to do when someone's having a bad day but then at the ends he goes "that's really shitty I'm sorry :( I'd give you a hug, but we're not dating and I don't wanna make things weird" and I'm like ??? What??? You can't hug me because we're not dating? (1/?)
And I know it’s not to avoid making anyone jealous because we’re both single and he goes “yeah you know I’d hug you but you know we’re not dating so I can’t” and I’m like wtf you don’t need to be in a relationship with someone to hug them who told you that? he says that he hasn’t hugged anyone since he was about 11 and I jokingly ask like not even your mom? Because I mean she’s your mom you see her every day and he says
((Oops I hit enter too fast)) and he says no not even his mom and he asks when the last time Ive hugged someone and Im short circuiting because the last time I hugged someone was like a couple hours ago not not since I was 11 like some MANIACS?? And now I’m kinda just sitting here like ?? Do some people/some guys really think youre not supposed to hug people unless youre dating them? Really? Why? Hugging is the best thing ever? Sorry for the rant and screwed up formatting Im just like wtf? (3/3)
that is so fucking weird dude i think i’ve hugged my mom at least 5 times today????????
i can’t stand him
Auli’i Cravalho writes a letter to her younger self.
“To my younger self, believe… Though you will always be growing, you know the way.”
im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper
i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes
Reblog for love
i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today
I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful
Are you ever just… really disappointed to learn someone is straight
I guess the majority of the population disappoints you then.
correct
Anyways all boys who joke about rape are ugly
I’ll keep reblogging this until people stop defending rape jokes
Not to be “that guy” but everyone who jokes about rape is ugly
Tbh this is the one time I’ll support the “it’s not just men” because everyone needs to cut this tf out
fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:
so casual i love it
a sleepover with jc and the boys
Paul: Judas truth or dare??
Judas: dare
Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC
person: how is your mental state?
me:
I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!
I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he
This is a good one 12/10
this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying
#Erin your friend Jackie is in it and it’s a different vine than usual! – lmao omg elvira your tags are the best
Aloha, I am Auli'i Cravalho and I am Moana.