[ID: text "Important Starfleet Maneuvers" Attached image is four panels as quadrants showing the Stargazer at warp, Riker sitting down, Voyager crashing into the time travel villain's space lab, and Pike hugging Una. Text on each "Picard maneuver: warp trickery" "Riker maneuver: Chair" "Janeway maneuver: hit it with the ship lol" and "Pike maneuver: Unabashedly care for the people in your life"]
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A Harry Potter Timeline → The Battle of Hogwarts (May 2, 1998)
As Remus Lupin once said, “Eat. You’ll feel better.”
Words to live by.
while checking for the umpteenth time whether Quiz Show is available online, I discovered that Netflix has something called Example Show
it consists of a Netflix employee doing stuff outside HQ like
- cartwheels
- moonwalking while using his laptop
- reciting passages from Julius Caesar
- juggling
it has two seasons with two episodes each, all of which consist of the same eleven-minute video
if you have closed captions on, the entire video is captioned “there’s no crying in baseball!”
You can also change the audio to English with commentary by A. Director, which is a man repeatedly saying “this is director’s commentary. this is directory’s commentary. this is director’s commentary”
there’s also a Spanish audio track that appears to be looped, but is much longer than one sentence. (I think it might be more Julius Caesar.)
there are three subtitle tracks; the “english” one just says “There’s no crying in baseball!” the entire time, the “spanish” one has actual subtitles in english, and the “portuguese” one has actual subtitles in french. this is so good
this is one hell of a fucking aesthetic
netflix gothic
Nothing will be the same. Tune in for a new season of #RookieBlue starting Thursday May 21 at 9 et/pt only on Global.
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
Reblogging to see the colour of the reblog button
Oh my god, it’s like olive green now! Da fuck
Too be honest, ‘Uptown Funk’ is going to be one of those songs you’ll hear in 25 years with your kids in your car and you’ll just have to start screaming the lyrics, don’t believe me? Just watch.
“Don’t bet on it.”
Miranda 02.02
One of the best parts of the Miranda finale.