fuck that baby shoes story. this is the shortest saddest story ever told.
>you will own nothing
>you will even have to finance your pizza
>you will be happy
Little German boy vacuuming his house like ja das crumbsinsoil go up thru the suckentuber
love watching almost 50,000 people cheer on this perfect creature evade rent-a-cops for four fucking minutes
my apparently very exclusive breaking bad fan theory
“… and make sure the beaver has huge tits.”
if i got put in a jigsaw trap and survived i wouldnt learn anything id just be like well that was fucked up lol
I cannot get over this omfg
you’re too late spiderman!
WEED HAS BEEN LEGALIZED. NYEHAHEHEHAHEHEAHHHHAH
BUT YOU’RE THE ONE GETTING SMOKED GOBBY!
*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*
This is what being over 25 on this website feels like