omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

the log out button is right here

reblog this so that people can calm down

reblog this so people can finally be free from this forsaken website

reblog to destroy shitpostgenerator

I wanted to show the beginnings of a timeline here. The first image is when I graduated high school in 2014. The second is me now. I am fifty pounds lighter, many inches of hair longer and I am slowly becoming the woman I was meant to be. Hopefully I can start hormones this year. Watch out world. Laurel is on her way.

Wow. You’re beautiful

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2 -Payton

3 -Jess

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Castle Ruins, W. Chesterfield, New Hampshire

photo via mai

Who else felt naturally drawn to the supernatural from a young age?

so I’m reading a book for my classical mythology class and

oh wow an evil omen, sounds threatening. I wonder what the footnote says.

oh

right so i’m looking through random wikipedia pages and i find this one

wait,

you guys just

did

what

“Hermes complained about this to Zeus…”

All I’m imagining is Hermes looking up at Zeus, nothing but a torso and head, and being all like “Dad look what they did to me. ”

not to offend anyone here but, im beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have me

I don't know of any books, but I think opalborn is learning about it too, maybe you could ask for a recommendation?

why aren’t these being reblogged more often? i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end

2. Flick the blue cap off

3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the orange cap will cover the needle). Bare skin is best but the epi-pen will go through clothing. Avoid pockets and seams. 

- Ring an ambulance even if everything seems to be fine!

Oh my god. So as someone who has to carry an epipen EVERYWHERE I am so happy to see that there’s an info post about them. Like in the extreme case that I can’t inject myself, somebody else would have to do it, but nobody knows how to do it! Thank you, this may just save my life some day.