the sexiest minecraft block is the sticky piston

hmmm

I miss the old rihanna

here he comes

Wind constantly blows inward at the Oregon coastline, making the trees that grow there appear caught in a strict strong wind even on calm days

....my dad tried to make waffles

Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk

Dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh

its not for you king

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

well would you look at that