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i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

i drank the gay potion at 3 am and felt nothing

guess what

....? eh?

I would give literally anything to understand what this Rasputin shirt meant

I think the Evil Media Bias Against Platonic Relationships is one of those things tumblr loves to get worked up about despite, like. simply not being real.

"men in media are never allowed to have their closest, most meaningful relationship be a platonic friendship with another man!" I'm sorry but I am not convinced that you've ever consumed media

"okay maybe buddy comedies exist or whatever, but this is a problem in fandom spaces--" It's not a "problem" that gay people on the internet like to draw gay kissing. Hope this helps <3

me, shaking the people in the notes by the shoulders: Fandom is an extremely niche subculture. Gay shipping is a niche of that niche. 99% of the population does not engage with it. You do not have to walk into the Gay Romance And Erotica Club and complain about the gay romance and erotica

the people in the notes: I'm being forced at gunpoint actually

I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity

it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”

you’ll never be free

someone, being normal: it’s time

my goblin brain:

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

too bad, im showing you anyway

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

Yeah don’t do this.

Reblog if you have the mental illness and have never stormed the US Capitol in attempt to subvert democracy

AOC evacuating the capitol, Jan. 6th 2020

Although I love AOC and I do believe she could serve looks with the best of them…this is clearly Dua Lipa lol

There’s so much to discuss about this post. Dua, the incorrect date, the link leading to something you absolutely do not expect. I love it.

can you believe all of this started bc ogre park jinyoung auditioned for sm ent and lee soo man told that man he was ugly and untalented so that dude started his own company where he would be the star of the show and then started to resent every boy group he would form bc they were also better looking and more talented than him

top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat

Cat ears

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

no..... my dinks....

will someone please explain this to me immediately