Saturn is no longer in retrograde, it is now direct

reblog this for your luck to start now ⭐🦋🌬🙏🏽

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

explain

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

explain

honestly i think most girls these days feel this deep restless emptiness inside them because no one has access to a field or meadow anymore. you can’t run out of the kitchen with a scarf around your head until you find the nearest empty pasture with hay blowing gently in the wind and just lay in the grass for a long time and listen to the wind until whatever is terrible and hard has passed and you remember that you are made of earth and you will be earth again and then you pick a handful of queen anne’s lace and walk home. girls don’t have empty fields to run to anymore and somewhere deep inside they know that they are missing something vital, and they spend their lives looking for it.

my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

a chapterbook: *came with a stitched in ribbon bookmark, had a cloth spine, had those rough edged finished pages, or came with a map*

8 year old me: i am a 500 year old librarian and this is the most valuable book in my collection. i rescued it myself from a castle as it burned to the ground. *gingerly runs my little grubby hands down its spine and gazes wistfully out of the school bus window* i am the keeper of all civilization’s knowledge

do you ever look @ someone and think “i just want you to be happy always”

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

Womanhood b like: *performs femininity n suddenly everyone’s nicer to u*

The USA are a hellscape

Les sphinx au dictionnaire   -   Francine van Hove

French b.1942-

Freddie Mercury talking about Queen getting stuck in an elevator (interview from 1984)

girl why do ppl who dont have an ounce of empathy love going into health care fields so much like ok susan you hate kids why are you majoring in pediatrics

do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience