Wot?

Anyone want to hang out tomorrow?

Sure dude

*basket of kittens happens* *dogs stop what they’re doing to watch kittens* *humans stop what they’re doing to watch dogs watching kittens*

*tumblr users stop what they’re doing to watch humans watch dogs watch kittins*

*NSA stops what it’s doing to watch tumblr users watch humans watch dogs watching kittens*

[SCREAMS BC LAZER TEAM]

Finally we have a date! Time to check airline prices, hotels. OMG so much to do!

i love when beth does something that makes you go

“yep, that’s rick’s offspring.”

Does anyone actually have their shit together cause I feel like we’re all just faking it

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love hurts

Yas

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

how ironic

Stan is making me food

it’s gonna be awesome dude, be patient.

Okay but I’m expecting a five course meal by now

Dude what did you expect

do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” and you’d be like “im in”

deez nuts is not running for president. he was put on a local “who would you choose” poll, not the official ballot. a local ballot is the equivalent of going around your school and saying “who are you gonna vote for this year?”. deez nuts is not on the official ballot. you cannot actually vote for them even if you wanted to. even if he did SOMEHOW get on the ballot, he is only 15 and you have to be at least 35 to run for president and would be immediately disqualified. not to mention that it is not his legal name so he cannot run as deez nuts legally, as has been explained in just about every article ive read about deez nuts this week. i cant believe i have to explain that deez nuts is not and cannot be a legitimate presidential candidate, nor was he ever, in the year 2015. deez nuts for president is but a pipe dream. we have nothing to fear from deez nuts

we have nothing to fear from deez nuts

being 18+ on this site is so surreal. so many ppl are younger than me. everyone used to be older than me what happened. i am an Adult now i must protect the young ones

Welcome to the world of adults surrounded by children. Pretty soon you will be reading posts and shaking your head at all these kids.

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

I really want Green Day to write a song about Donald Trump running for president.

American Idiot’s been out for 10 years