So...Blitzo has a type.

Helluva boss:

Me:

When I have been chasing a mosquito all night...and finally found him!

:)

— 進撃の巨人 | Selfies!

Me right now:

cartoon network commercial from 2004

lol so anyway it’s basically canon. Johnny and Jack said so.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is this really cute? (◕ヮ◕ヽ) their aesthetics compliment each other so well

This is the forbidden reboot couple we deserved

Last one before spooktober takes over

spaghetti ice cream is german??!?!?? is it not a thing in other places or

no????? what????

you’re telling me you guys DONT have spaghetti ice cream??!?!??!?!!??!?

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

NOSSOSOSODID OOOOOO MINT IS A LEAFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

my favorite little fruit <3

ITS AN HERB IT HAS LEAVES AND AND YOU PUT IT ON RAVIOLI!???

U PUT MINT ON YOUR RAVIOLI???????????

THEN EXPLAIN THE GREEN STUFF ON THIS!!!!?

BASIL

STOP SAYING ITS PARSELY I DONT FUCKING PUT PARSELY ON MY RAVIOLIIIIIIIII

WHATS PARSELY

THIS IS PARSLEY

THIS IS BASIL

AND THIS IS MINT

WHICH ONE ARE YOU PUTTING ON YOUR RAVIOLI?!?!?!

ITS ALL LEAF!!!!????

Seen this post so many times but never noticed what’s in that room

I made a Disaster Bi pride flag.

Finally. A flag perfect for me.

Customer service bosses be like:

“Wouldn’t it be funny if this night was last time we ever talked to each other?”

this tweet took me the fuck out