I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

this is the rudest cat

This is the best

Little Hamster Bartenders Serving Tiny Food and Drinks

Government is good.

Big Brother is watching you.

The State wants to take care of you.

north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.

1984 is here and now

this is too 1984 to be real

why the fuck have i barely heard anything about this shit? Why aren’t more people outraged about this? and talking about this? this is fucking horrible! Something has to be done it’s fucking 2014 why the fuck is this even happening

i have family in North Korea that no one has seen since the war.

Why isn’t anyone telling us about this? I’m a sophomore in high school. Who gives a shit about The Second Great Awakening? What about this? What about the Korean Reich that’s strangling it’s own people? Why hasn’t anyone at least pretended to care? Fuck Beyoncé, fuck whatever is coming soon to theaters. Why isn’t the suffering of human beings the first headline in the NY Times? Why hasn’t my history teacher taken a moment out of the 53 minutes in our class to inform us? Why?

Why?

You guys really never had this taught in school? I learned this in school. There were powerpoint presentations, documentaries about American and European doctors who were allowed to enter the country on the strict rule that they only perform medical acts, but they secretly filmed the whole thing anyway. (The medical equipment in North Korea is disgusting, the hospital rooms are basically rooms with kitchen tables and alcohol for numbing. Some other countries have donated proper equipment but there’s not much, and very little people have medical training), we wrote essays. What kind of school did you people attend?  

American ones

Just trying out his new costume

hmyhogod

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

fandoms so small you can headcanon whatever you want and not get any shit for it

incredibly annoying pretentious traits

• not using they pronouns because they’re “grammatically incorrect” • being “sexually attracted to intelligence” • whining about people who don’t read the book before they see the movie • correcting grammar/spelling errors online • saying there’s “no hope for this generation” and making fun of pop music, technology, selfies, etc.

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

There’s the possibility of there being a dick there, you can’t know until the pants are open and the dick is confirmed to either exist or not.

Schrodinger’s peen

I am laughing too hard

I thought they were going to take some social justice stance there for a sec but then nope

Evolution chains //I was tempted to add mega evolution rofl

EX FUCKING SCUSE ME

LOOK WHAT I MADE!