hey guys! it’s been a year since i’ve been here (or maybe more lol)! idk anything about the rp scene at tumblr anymore or if it’s even active, but if you would like a starter, give this post a like!
“ what are you doing here? “
{ it’s been years since she’s last seen them, and she never expected to find them here. }
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Hey guys, i normally wouldn’t do this but my family and I recently moved to New Jersey from Puerto Rico and we are literally so close to becoming homeless it’s pretty terrifying. We haven’t been able to find any place to rent, our money is running out so we can’t might no be able to stay at the Studio 6 we’re currently in. I am working two part-time jobs but I take lyft to and from work because we have no car.
So, if you can please give us anything you can, here’s my paypal link. And if you can’t donate anything, please reblog and share it.
give this a like for a starter, babes!
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press that ♡ for your own personal starter!
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Absolutely Disgusting Shippy Starters
"I got you a little something..."
"You look adorable in that."
"Flowers? For me?"
"Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."
"I know you had a long day, so I took care of dinner."
"I did a little shopping at the naughty store."
"Let's cuddle and be sluggish all night long."
"Did I tell you you're beautiful, today?"
"I already ordered pizza for tonight."
"Candles, rose petals and champagne? What's the occasion."
"I can't believe that you fell in love with me."
"What is the one thing you absolutely, positively wanted?"
"Time to bury ourselves in blankets and ignore the rest of the world."
"Gimme that phone. It's getting shut off."
"You did all this for me?"
"Normally I hate surprises, but you did good."
"You just made my terrible day not so terrible."
"I will protect you, no matter what."
"Let's get a little tipsy for science."
"Wow. You look amazing."
"If it wasn't for the fact that I am so happy I would be suspicious right now."
"I love you so much."
"Shall we climb into bed?"
"You tried and that's what counts."
"I just want to curl up into your arms and sleep for days."
"I just have one question for you; ice cream or popcorn?"
"We should go to the festival!"
"You're not going anywhere without me. Especially anywhere dangerous."
"How would you feel about getting married?"
press that ♡ for your own personal starter!
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Lydia (about Kira): Step up your game, Malia. Break out the L-word.
Malia: Lesbian?
Lydia: The other L-word.
Malia: ...Lesbians?
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“I’m going to pretend you did not just sound like Peter.”
“ --- and i’m going to pretend that you actually spoke just now.”
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carmen: so i just woke up...
carmen: i'm soaking wet and my panties are laying next to me
carmen: care to explain??
malia: got hungry???
malia: breakfast was right next to me
malia: and it looked too good to resist
malia: sorry not sorry babe ;)
“as your friend I’m allowed to tell you when you’re being an ass and --- you’re being an ass.”
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BITTER SOULMATE PROMPTS
( because the world needs more salt && complications. feel free to change up the context or pronouns! )
❛❛ No. No, no, no — you really don’t want me as a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ So, you’re the unfortunate soul stuck with me. ❜❜ ❛❛ Can we just - forget about this? ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re not meant for each other. Trust me. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re my soulmate? Wow - talk about a let-down. ❜❜ ❛❛ We were only supposed to be friends. ❜❜ ❛❛ Something’s wrong with this shit system. We are not soulmates! ❜❜ ❛❛ How is that I love them more, when you’re my soulmate? ❜❜ ❛❛ I know how you look at him - even though you’re not his. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please, believe me. You are not my soulmate. You can’t be. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t want a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ Find someone else - I don’t need this in my life. ❜❜ ❛❛ No way - I can’t have TWO soulmates. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not very good with commitment, or soulmates, or love. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh - this. This is a joke. Very funny. You can call April Fools now. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not good enough for you. This is wrong. ❜❜ ❛❛ Life is cruel, huh? Pairing us together like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ To think we were fated to grow old together makes my stomach turn. ❜❜ ❛❛ Why is fate such a bitch? Why are you a bitch? ❜❜ ❛❛ This wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a joke. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t know what’s worse. The fact you love them, or the fact I love you. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not suddenly trusting you with my heart! Or anything! ❜❜ ❛❛ I wish I could clean this mark off with some fate-Windex or something. ❜❜ ❛❛ Scary, right? Tied to a person you might not even know. ❜❜ ❛❛ I can’t trust you to love me. Not fully. ❜❜ ❛❛ We weren’t supposed to fall in love like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m going to be frank, && say I have zero attraction to you. So this is a mistake. ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re rivals. Not soulmates. We’re supposed to be at each other’s throats. ❜❜ ❛❛ Things were better before this stupid mark, & stupid fate. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’ve tried. You can’t cut the string. I’ve tried, trust me, I’ve tried. ❜❜ ❛❛ This mark. It appeared this morning. I don’t want it - I. Don’t. Want. It. ❜❜
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TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
- ( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
- ( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
- ( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
- ( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
- ( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
- ( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
- ( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
- ( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
- ( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
- ( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
- ( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
- ( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
- ( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
- ( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
- ( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
- ( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
- ( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
- ( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
- ( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
- ( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
- ( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
- ( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
- ( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
- ( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
- ( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
- ( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
- ( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
- ( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
- ( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
- ( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
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FAMILY or PLATONIC
Some have dark humor, be warned! Fill in ____ and ( ) to fit your muse!
- “I know when you’re lying, because your eye starts to do that weird thing.”
- “You know the rules, I only give hugs to people that don’t show up drunk and puke all over my couch at 3 am.”
- “I love you and all, but I don’t like you sometimes.”
- “No matter how far away we are from one another, I’m always going to feel when you’re upset.”
- “It’s one thing WE fight, but if anyone comes near you and tries anything remotely shitty, I’m coming over there with a baseball bat and making sure they don’t hurt you ever again.”
- “You were always the favorite, but I’m still better looking and the dog is all mine.”
- “Did you see ____’s face? How much work did you think____ they had done?”
- “You’re so lucky, I’m an only child. You don’t know how lucky you are to have siblings to fight WITH.”
- “Anytime you feel alone or scared, you come over! Forget calling… just come over.”
- “There are many things I can tolerate, but if someone says they hate (pet species) they’re dead to me.”
- “Who ate all the chips??!!”
- “They tried to sneak out on me but I turned on the lawn sprinklers and set off the car alarm… EPIC.”
- “Kill me now. They wanted to watch _____ AGAIN for the 23rd time! This is the last time I’m babysitting without earplugs.”
- “Don’t worry. I have the receipts and photographic evidence. That’s argument-winning GOLD for a decade. AT LEAST.”
- “Do you think it’s too much, or can I pull it off?”
- “You’ve been stuck here feeling sorry for yourself for too long, we’re getting out tonight!”
- “We’ve discussed it, and everyone thinks they’re super hot. But Grandma thinks you can do way, way better.”
- “You’re why I don’t lend my car out to anyone.”
- “Remember the time you showed up wasted at ___’s funeral? You kept asking if anyone saw Zak Bagans in the parking lot and you were using your phone like a EVP meter.”
- “I never cook, because I live by myself. I’m not making a full meal for JUST me. If you come over, yeah, I’ll cook for you.”
- “THAT WAS MY SHIRT! I WAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR IT!”
- “I have 5 minutes to talk, then I have to go. I’m so, sorry!”
- “You can come over later and we can pig out, get sloppy, and then you can TELL me all the details.”
- “I keep forgetting what a little brat you were. You gave me HELL.”
- “I’m going out! Need anything? Don’t say______ again.”
- “I was just remembering that time you embarrassed yourself by______ in front of my (brother/sister) MAN you had such a HUGE crush on them, it was hilarious.”
- “I’m saving all of dad’s crappy jokes for posterity. I figure I can sell it as: ‘Ramblings of a Man That Thinks He’s Hilarious: An Epic Embarrassment, PT 1.’”
- “Come on. Get in the blanket fort.”
- “There’s no one I trust like you. Everyone else is fake and would lose me in a minute.”
- “No matter what anyone says about us, we’re blood. Even if we hate each other at times, it’s us against the world.”
- “Let’s adopt a (pet species)… I’ve done all the research, it’ll be so worth it.”
- “Is: ‘APT3BUY$ASS’ considered an act of war on them? Because it’s too late, I already changed our WIFI address to that.”
“if you heard something about a naked girl running around campus, that was definitely not me -- just so you know.”