Perfection Engine by Alberloze

Updates every Wednesday.

A race of angelic beings called Eidolons strive for a perfect society as penance for their beloved Maker. One day, the Maker will return and their reunion and redemption shall bring them all bliss — or so the Eidolons believe.

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Hello! I will be moving back to the United States in a few months, and I could use some help for my US bank account in preparation for the move back home. 

Also please help me get Nier Automata for Steam on March 10th. ;u;

There will be three slots open at a time, and repeat commissioners/multiple orders will get 30% off every 3rd commission.

I will draw OCs, fan characters, fandom characters, real life people (with their permission), and pairings of all orientations. I am open to drawing blood, gore, and suggestive content; please discuss with me however on the suggestive content. 

I will not draw hateful or sexually explicit content.

If you are interested, more samples and the commission form is available here! If your commission is accepted, I will contact and invoice you. If the slots are full, I will put you on a waiting list. 

Alternatively, if you donate to Planned Parenthood  or the American Civil Liberties Union for the amount equivalent to your desired commission and show me the receipt, I can also take that as a form of payment!

I also hit 100 followers on my art blog, so on March 12th, I will give away one free B/W commission from the pool of those who reblog this post!

Thank you for your interest and thank you for signal boosts!

A tiny journal-ish gif-comic from a few tweets I made last night!  I believed this kind of stuff until I was 14 or so, which is pretty old in retrospect…

There used to be more but I accidentally saved over it :/

I did manage to recover one other page, though!

(the end!)

this is my favorite thing that I have ever seen in my entire life

The Limerick Bard Makes a Friend

So first and foremost: Yes, this campaign is still going. Second: one of the GM’s friends joined in and rolled a paladin that is kind of like a classic samurai in attitude.

GM: [giving the rundown of the characters] He’s a druid and has a wolf as his animal companion. She’s the party rogue, formerly of the circus, and in training to become a thief-acrobat. His barbarian’s name is “Nectar”, pronounced “Nek-Tarr”. Don’t get it wrong. And he’s… a bard. He speaks entirely in limericks.

Paladin: Why?

GM: I didn’t want him to play a bard so I set an impossible standard for him to meet and he met it.

Paladin: Holy fuck that’s amazing.

[Fast forward to when we actually meet the paladin in game.]

GM: You come across the warrior in the clearing, surrounded by a ring of bandit corpses. She cleans off her single-edged sword and sheathes it with a practiced meticulousness. She hears your approach and rises from her station.

Paladin: The battle was long.               I fear I killed far too much.               Do not judge me. Please.

Nectar: This is a mighty warrior indeed! What do you call yourself? Will you fight with us?

Paladin: My name is Elya.               Tell me: Do your cause be just?               If so: I will fight.

Druid: We seek to kill necromancers and their undead legions. What cause can be more just than that?

Paladin: Stand with you, I will.               So, in carnage, I shall bloom,               Like flowers at dawn.

Bard: That verse, I know it true.           I don’t mean to offend you,           But would it be crime           To call your rhyme           The verse known as “haiku”?

DM: [Looks over at his friend] I swear, if you do this, you’re dead to me.

Paladin: You’re trained in your craft               To recognize ancient form.               I like you, indeed.

Bard (OOC): Booyah! Poetry prevails

DM: I am going to find an excuse to kill both of you, I swear.

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