wtf am i doing here lmao

you’re laughing. dean winchester died of tetanus and you’re laughing. 

you’re laughing. dean winchester died of something we found a vaccine for in 1924 and you’re laughing.

This is poetic because Dean was killed by Sam’s phobia (clowns), just like Cas was killed by Dean’s phobia (homo)

me at the fucking ballot counting office changing all the trump votes into biden votes so we can begin taking away all white kids from their parents and make them trans

in a few days a poor lawyer will be forced to remain serious while using this post as evidence in court

Please do not contact me about the Supernatural ending I know everything and there’s not a single post I could make that will come near touching the sheer parody of itself that was its finale. Nothing I say will be funnier than what they did to themselves. Maybe now humankind can finally start to heal.

Never mind my friend Sera just told me on the phone that she thinks the Impala ascending physically to heaven is what creates the Catholic canon in the Pixar’s Cars universe

doctors and all other medical specialists during check-ups: "hmmm well it seems like nothing is wrong with you, you say you are having pain? idk take some tylonel and sleep it off i guess, you will probably live"

dentists: "your teeth are yellow as shit and your gums are unhealthy, you only brush twice a day when you should be doing it 4 times an HOUR, WHY don't you floss. i see darkness in your future and the darkness represents cavities, you've got diseases we haven't even seen before, all your shit is fucked up my guy, even your jawline sucks and i don't even test for that, absolutely pathetic. don't show your face here again"

explain

1. lack of female characters in spn means that there are no meaningful het romantic relationship prospects for dean

2. the only strong relationship in the show is between dean and sam

3. wincest pairing becomes most popular ship in the show

4. many fans are frustrated that the juggernaut ship in spn is an incest ship

5. castiel appears in show

6. destiel goes wildly popular as a result of fans being relieved to have a mlm ship that isnt wincest

7. resulting destiel flurry shoots the show back to prominence, ushering in a new audience of fans, including stacey abrams in 2017

8. supernatural becomes stacey abrams's new go-to relaxation show

9. stacey abrams's frustration with sam's decisions in season 10??? apparently??? helped form some of her opinions about coalition building in her campaign???? theres a 2018 interview with abrams on blackgirlnerds.com that posits this jkdfhgkjhdfghdfjkg

10. stacey abrams runs for georgia governor in 2018

11. stacey abrams narrowly loses the race in large part due to suppression of black votes

12. stacey abrams spends the next two years advocating for expanding voting access, an effort that has resulted in hundreds of thousands of first time registered voters

13. in the 2020 election, georgia goes blue by a margin of a thousand votes or so

14. stacey abrams's efforts are given credit for this shift

15. stacey abrams celebrates by unwinding with a nice relaxing episode of destiel is canon

k bye guys putin sent me off to super hell for being gay and posting about blue georgia see you all later!

you’re laughing. the angel went to superhell for being gay so that georgia would go blue and you’re laughing

Someone tagged this #elder abuse

glad I sunk nine years of my life on this website just so I could experience the highly specific mix of neurochemicals currently giving me brain damage

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

that furry cokehead Thomas Jefferson post has me on the verge of tears y’all are such FREAKS abibfkwbkfwbbkf

the WHAT post

Midsommar is just what society would look like if everyone was a water sign